If I had a chimpanzee, I would surely dress it up in “people clothes.� I think it would be “funny.� But does the chimp have any say in the matter? Hell no. And when that day comes and it attacks me, would people be so damn surprised? Absolutely not - because f**king around with dangerous wil...

  Most likely playing off of the popular Facebook meme 25 things is the new blog 25 Things About My Sexuality, where people can randomly post just that. [25ThingsAboutMySexuality] Slumdog Millionaire's Freida Pinto has signed onto Woody Allend's latest film. [AfterEllen] Is San Francisc...

Those of you who pay attention to this space on a regular basis may have noticed that there hasn’t been a whole lot to take notice of over the last few weeks. I would say I’m sorry, but I’d be lying. Truth is, in the 5 or so years I’ve been keeping this site up this has been ...

newVideoPlayer("/redeyetravis.flv", 506, 423,""); Last night Red Eye was talking about Travis the Chimp—who was shot and killed after eating a lady's face—wondering why his crazy owner spent so much time with him. One guest figured he was well-endowed....

  Yesterday we covered the sad tale of the chimp going "bananas" on a lady's face. Turns out the woman who owned the attacking chimp is bananas as well. (Who knew?) Sandra Herold claimed she loved the now-departed pet chimpanzee Travis like a son, but friends claim their relations...

This cartoon image provided by the New York Post appeared in the Post's Page Six Wednesday, Feb. 18, 2009. The cartoon, which refers to Travis the chimp, who was shot to death by police in Stamford, Conn. on Monday after it mauled a friend of its owner, drew criticism Wednesday on media Web sites an...

In part 1, Kyle wrote about why the Obama Monkey sock puppet that came out last year was juuuuust a bit racist.  Thanks to Rupert Murdoch’s pet cartoonist at the New York Post, I have to write part 2.  Here’s the Republicans’ idea of good, clean criticism of Obama: Yup, the solid...

* Not since the last King Kong movie has our primate friends gotten so much ink in one day. The header above pretty much sums it up. I am sure everyone has heard by now, written about, or voiced their opinion about the New York Post cartoon allegedly depicting the author of the stimulus bill as a de...

On Monday, a 15 year old chimpanzee named Travis snapped after spending his entire short life in captivity and mauled a woman. Travis was stabbed multiple times, "pounded" with a shovel, and eventually shot to death. The former "star" of Coca Cola and Old Navy commercials and an episode of "The Maur...

newVideoPlayer("/ChimpLady.flv", 506, 423,""); Sandra Herold, owner of Travis the chimp (Travis ripped a woman's face off after writing the stimulus bill), went on The Today Show because it seemed like a great idea in her current mental state. So your exotic pet might be a wonderful companion, but w...