Jesus must be bored if he's taking time to appear in a bucket of ice cream ... or a sink ... or a sonogram ... or (my favorite) a Cheeto. Everything is Terrible put together this video of religious ap... Continue reading "Oh, Cheesus ..."...

  Yes, it is true! Britney Spears is back in action.  I know you all are so excited to see Miss Cheeto back on stage entertaining us all with her stripper moves and lame songs.  If you feel like forking out around $250 be my guest.  I think I’ll spend that on something worth while, like Kf...

While I am on the topic of Facebook… Apparently, my son, The Kid has a girlfriend. Not a ‘hump in the back seat of a Dodge Stratus’ type girlfriend, you know what I mean. He’s ten, she’s 11. (Yes, he likes the older ladies, so future cougars take heart…The Kid wil...

Is it just me or is Chester Cheetah too much into cheese? Look at him on the packaging of the new limited edition Cheetos Crunchy Mozzarella, which I took a picture of in Wal-Mart when the folks in blue vests weren’t looking. Now I don’t mean a connoisseur of cheese, I’m talking a ...

It’s summertime and the living is terrible. Would you enjoy a Top Ten List of all the apocalyptic current events proving this is the End of America and probably The World? We thought you’d like that, you elitist doom-porn scumsacks. 1. Fewer than 10 percent of high school seniors are fit...

Here's a conversation you might find yourself having later today: "So have you seen that nine-minute video of the guy fucking a giant Cheeto that's made out of a bunch of little Cheetos?" "OMG, yes! What was that all about?" "I don't know. The internet is weird." Yeah, we don't get it either. But to...

Meghan McCain, who blogs about life inside her dad's presidential campaign, is not terribly interested in matters of policy, but she is acutely attuned to matters of footwear....

Meghan McCain, who blogs about life inside her dad's presidential campaign, is not terribly interested in matters of policy, but she is acutely attuned to matters of footwear....

A youth pastor in Houston, TX, has a 2 year old Cheeto that reminds him of Jesus. His kids call it “Cheesus.” When I read things like this, it reminds me of John’s prayer in Revelation 22:20, “Come Lord Jesus.” Except I want to add, “…so that idiots will st...

Some reasons why I find it hard to get too terribly bored at work: Workmate 1: You mean "Doritos," right? Workmate 2: No. Cheetos. W. 1: Nacho cheese? The only chips that are Nacho Cheese are Doritos.  So... you want Doritos? W. 2: No. Cheetos.  Chee-tos. W. 1: Nacho cheese? W. 2 [shouti...