[NSFW] It's almost time to Say Goodnight to the Bad Guys -- the final episode of the Trailer Park Boys aired in December, 2008. (As Bubbles says, "It's a dirty, sassy liquor. So sassy.") Producer Mike Clattenburg says that there will be a second movie, "Countdown to Liquor Day", ...

It's nice, David Frum, that you drew out your slingshot, and fired some rocks at The Cheeseburger That Sweats , especially knowing that the Flying Monkeys and Dittoheads will, likely, be sending you some nasty, vile vibes back at you. Or that anyone in the PartyofNoicans would get behind you with it...

Another rough day on the homefront , and any iota of creativity long left me, well before the noon hour. Ahhh, but there is much percolating ... The Cheeseburger That Sweats (or, as he decribes himself, a "harmless, lovable little fuzzball" - he must have shopped himself one helluva doctor to come u...

  We try not to dwell on the weight fluctuations of celebrities, since our greatest collective fear on this blog is-- shot in the dark-- that someone will point out our own problems with bacon cheeseburgers and failed diet plans. But when the entire internet is worried that Lindsay Lohan is sta...

10 - If you ever go to Abbey Road, please don’t think for a second that you’re being original… 9 - Apparently sleeping badly actually turns you mental. Gee, thanks professor - Newscientist 8 - A collection of Stax album covers that are roughly fourteen trillion times cooler than yo...

Filed under: Beef, Meat If I hadn't found myself contemplating how to eat a burger a myriad of times while out and about, I would've thought it was just me. But it isn't. As a burger-loving community, we seem to have this obsession with huge, towering burgers -- even if they're ridiculously hard to ...

The cow featured here, who we will refer to as "Well Done", was struck by lightning and lived to chew grass and moo about it, which is apparently rare. When lightning hits the ground, current flows through the earth in a wide area around the point of impact. This is how a lightning strike can kill a...

We already discovered cats have a penchant for Roombas, but who knew the little fish-loving shit machines love riding subwoofers as well? Not me. But, as is evident from the video, its like an amusement park ride for the little furballs. Toss some catnip into the mix and it'll be just like that time...

The Hamburger bed (which is actually a cheeseburger) is a round bed that looks like a hamburger and has a Facebook fan page. I was going to become a fan, but decided I'd probably end up stalking that delicious bitch and that would bad. So, instead, I'm going to make my own taco bed. UPDATE: So I had...

If Jesus wasn't too busy telling that fat fucker Santa to shit down my chimney, maybe I'd bake him a meat-cake for his birthday. Hit the jump to see a pictorial on how to create your own meat cake, which basically involves making three giant hamburgers, gluing them together with ketchup, and frostin...