We have heard references to websites devoted to ranking public rest rooms, but we’ve never taken the time to look.  Until now. Cintas - yep, the uniform people - has a service division, where they will clean and stock your facilities.  To promote those services, each year they look for Ameri...

White, squeezably soft, and often full of crap. Charmins will rock V-necks and khakis; wrap blouses, capri pants, chunky heels, cargo pants, and hip-huggers… Mini-skirts, collegiate sweats, and cheerleader-style shorts with their school/sorority on the butt… Steve Madden, Kenneth Cole, and Nine ...

A planner walks in the room, sits down across the table from a team of disinterested creatives. She sternly ruffles through her papers to find her just completed creative brief. She says, "Listen guys, we've gone about as far as we can go with this whole 'squeezably soft' thing. There are far too ma...

Rachael Ray Is A Terrorist By Robbie Republican My dear patriots, we have been on quite a journey these past few years, ever since 9/11 showed us how jellyfish-spined liberals could lead to the end of the world as we know it. But even in our age of increased vigilance, it's often easy to overlook so...

I’m a big fan of The Soup on E!  I don’t know why.  Maybe it’s Joel McHale, maybe it’s because I’m a pop culture junkie.  Or maybe, just maybe, it’s because the shit they talk about is usually the same (or similar) shit I think about on a daily basis. I’v...