I have a keen interest in being self sufficient, especially now with America as we know it hanging by such as tenuous string.  I’m ashamed that due to the fact that I grew up in suburbia, just about as far from the Oklahoma dirt farm as one could possibly get, I never learned to do all of the...

Hrm….maybe me, Peggers, Katty and Four Eyes can unite to form the Axis of Milquetoast…. Frum, you magnificent bastard, you’ve done it again. Another historic catch-phrase to tattoo on the lower back of our national lexicon. Is Bill or Rachel going to call me back or am I going to s...

A gut-wrenching, emotional letter from noted conservative T. Coddington Van Voorhees VII on how to rescue the USS Conservative whilst still remaining in the radiant good graces of the Obamessiah. Perhaps Peggy Noonan will save all of us, just as soon as she wipes President Hussein’s leavings f...

Scientists have discovered the secondhand fat is now the leading cause of divorce in the U.S.  And  by “scientists”, I mean a random observation that came to me after staring at the lower cholesterol remnants of Honey Nut Cheerios in front of me. Powdered doughnut tip to Stop The ACLU ...

There's got to be a special place in hell reserved for the usury bosses at Bank of America. The grieving son of a mother who died of cancer was told by a New England branch of Bank of America that he should pay off her remaining debt, because that unpaid amount (less than $1,000) was contributing to...

Snoopy, victim of friendly fire Fresh off of criticizing Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity, Urkel Christ struck back at last night’s press conference as if to say, “Hey, I’ve got a fatso radio blowhard of my own” by giving a prime lame duck blind in the press shooting gallery to...

High, I’m Michael Phelps.  You may remember me as that guy who did that sports thing a while back.  I also did some commercials and some pot. You don’t remember?   It’s ok.  I know what you mean.  I don’t remember it all either.  It was kind of a big deal for like a we...

Tuesday, 8 am Daughter: Dad, could you pass the butter? Dad: Listen sweetie, I asked you to pass the sugar three times. You want the [deleted] butter? You pass the [deleted] sugar. That’s how it works in this household. Daughter: [Mutters unintelligibly and shoves sugar bowl across table] Mom:...

Shucks, that boy can write. Teaser: Book the Fifth: Obamacles and Victimia Having withstood the scorching blasts of the monster Jeremiad at Chicago, Harvard Law proved no challenge for our hero; he was named beloved of the faculty, For at the Isle of Harvard they eat that “community organizer� s...

Legendary hothead Paul Anka got put on ice er, got ice put on him this weekend after he called the police on his much younger and hotter wife for walking around in public without her leash on: Paul Anka’s wife was arrested after the Ottawa-born singer was cut in the head by a piece of ice during a...