This is the Porsche 944, thebest iteration of the crappy little 924 that came out in 1977.  In the 80s, these were the shit.  There was a maroon one driven by a regular at the 7-Eleven where I wasted part of my elongated sophomore year.  I saw it up close and personal one night.  I [...]...

Let’s see… Crown Vic?  Check. Funny antennae?  Check. Ugly steel wheels?  Check. Weird Plate?  Check. A-pillar spotlights?  Check. COP LIGHTS IN THE BACK WINDOW?!?!?!  Check. Also: CNG?  WTF?  WHO USES THAT EXC. GOVERNMENT FLEET VEHICLES? Survey says Cop.  Jesus yes, it’s ...

Am I coming or going?  Some days it’s so hard to tell.  Or maybe it’s future Austin Powers, from 30 seconds from now....

Worst Chevy Tahoe ever. Six years after it’s moment of reactionary Toby Keith fashion statement semi-coolness wore off, H2 production is dead in its tracks.  This can’t bee a surprise.  It’s the Continental Mark V of SUVs.  Gargantuan, thirsty, puny on the inside, un...

 All the King’s horses and all the King’s men… Aston Martin V8 Vantage gets a little road rash....

The Mutara Nebula just won’t be the same without you. “To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell’s heart, I stab at thee; For hate’s sake, I spit my last breath at theeâ€� - Ricardo Montalban, desperately trying to get his 360 V8 Cordoba to fire up and shift out of park. P.S. J...

The delicious irony According to BJ SummaryA “Spartan” special custom Calais. Perfect for the Michigan State fan. Sold on a Scrap Title. DetailsA “Spartan” special custom Calais. Perfect for the Michigan State fan. THIS IS A MODIFIED VEHICLE. NEITHER GM NOR BARRETT-JACKSON MA...

Power Ford North Scottsdale said I didn’t need an alignment.*** Discount tire said I did. Five Star Ford says that they need to grind the strut towers, at my expense, to properly align the car, but it’s “not” a design or manufacturing issue. WTF? *****************************...

Dear doorknobs In December, 2007, I came to you with a little steering wiggle. Me:  I have had cars for 30 years - I know I need an alignmentPFNS:  No, you just need a $70 wheel balancing.  Alignments are for pussies.GF:  You guys are dead now.Me:  Well, you’re the exp...

They say cars tell a lot about their owners... As I'm driving to LA today in the carpool lane, and realizing there are a lot more motorcycles on the road, it occurred to me... Why not enforce the 'car size access' rule? Only allow access to class of cars in relation to the number of persons in them....