The Cloud Umbrella is an umbrella that you blow up when it starts to rain using it's pump-handle. Then it looks like a cloud and all the passers-by get a laugh at the cleverness that is your umbrella. Just kidding. They wonder why you're carrying around bunch of white beach balls on the end of a sti...

The McNuggitini is a cocktail inspired by the deliciousness that is a McDonald's (all clay) milkshake and Chicken McNuggets (which do constitute an emergency). Ingredients: 2 McNuggz (plus more for snacking) 1 tub McDonalds Brand Barbeque Sauce (plus more for licking off pinky finger) 1 lg. Mcdonald...

Hello World.  After a bit of a break . . . THE INDIA DECLAIR SHOW . . . is back and roaring!!! Hello, is the World a complete total . . . without a doubt . . . jacked up mess?!!!    The rotating orbs of maniacal mania never seem to take a break.  Break . . . hell they are spinning faster than e...

As an editor, I had to attend my share of stultifying meetings. Anything with the word "analysis" or "budget" or "strategic" in the title would usually fall into that category. But we had fun meetings too. The whole editorial staff would gather, ostensibly to generate ideas for articles and columns ...

The other night I watched Keith Urban’s video “Sweet Thingâ€� about falling in love. It got me to thinking about that sweet, potent time when love is new. Here are some of the lyrics: When I picked you up for our first date baby Well, your pretty blue eyes, they were drivin’ me crazy And t...

TYLER PERRY’S MADEA GOES TO JAIL Studio: Lionsgate Rated: PG-13 for mature thematic material, drug content, some violence and sexual situations. Starring: Tyler Perry, Tyler Perry, Tyler Perry with Derek Luke and Keshia Knight Pulliam Directed by: Tyler Perry What it’s about: Tyler Perry puts on...

  The Gosselin Family - TLC For the 11½ months I was pregnant, I couldn’t get enough of those birthing shows on TV. I watched all sorts – from the heartwarming birthing stories to the women who delivered in bathtubs to the problematic premature births. I suppose I was getting my mind geared up...

Judge Jules NEW ALBUM – BRING THE NOISE RELEASED ON MAELSTROM ON CD AND DIGITAL DOWNLOAD You can count on one hand the DJs you can identify by their style as soon as you walk into a club – and Judge Jules is one of them. For two decades he has been at the top of his game, whether DJing, presenti...

Back in 2007, Justin Timberlake opened Southern Hospitality, a restaurant on New York's Upper East Side that had recipes based on his grandmother's ("I kept saying if it's not [Granny's] recipe, I don't want it," he told People back then) and decorations that reminded him of his hometown of Memphis ...

Metal gurus Iron Maiden are opening a hotel in London come March—but before you rush off to book a room at the Sanctum Soho in hopes that you'll have the most hard-rockin' business trip ever, be warned that the getaway is a high-end hotel that has today's new, more sober brand of pop star in m...