As Whitney used to tell Bobby: "Ahhh hell to the no!" I swear my cousin done went and did it this time. Will somebody reading this please tell me that this Negro was not breast feeding her baby while driving her minivan. Please tell me it ain't so. And this is how dumb I am: When I first heard this ...

  We usually wait until we have a mid-week lull to watch Flight of the Conchords (On Demand, baby!) but we're going to watch it as soon as we're done writing this post just so we can see the "Garfunkeling" in better quality. Also, why is it that Jemaine is the only one ever ge...

When Postmodern Art Chelsea Chic Wags The Compassionate Breast Of Hollywood Postmodern Art Black African Baby Breastfeeding Bullshit By Rich White Women Artists Postmodern Art Black African Baby Breastfeeding Bullshit By Rich Latina Hollywood Celebrities Breastfeed them, pose for a few photos/videos...

Selma Hayek in Sierra Leone Salma Hayek traveled to the African country Sierra Leone last fall  for the second annual Pampers/UNICEF program to stop the spread of maternal and neonatal tetanus.  While there she encountered a woman trying to breast feed her baby. “The baby was perfectly healt...

For some reason India’s got some fucked up gene that I don’t really understand because I am not a doctor or scientist, but it makes some of their babies come out of the womb with 8 limbs. I figure it’s got to do with overpopulation, pollution and inbreeding. I know that in other cu...

From the same groups who get all offended at the idea that there’s a correlation between single mothers and youth crime: Women who do not breastfeed their infants are nearly four times more likely to neglect and abuse their child, a world-first study of Australian women has found…. Dr St...

I don’t know how I missed this shit, actually I do, because it is fucking gross and because I have no idea who the fuck Billie Piper is, but look at that fucking nipple. If I was a chick, that would be enough evidence to opt for the abortion, I mean along with everything else that comes with p...

You know, if the worst thing that’s happening in your life is that you caught a glimpse of someone else’s breastmilk in the work fridge last week, maybe you should thank your lucky stars and go do something useful in the world with all that spare energy. The Boston Globe’s “M...

Barf me out, man if my mother breastfed me until I was 8 I'd sue her for making it impossible for me to form a regular social relationship with ANYONE. I'd probably also be into men with tits. I was never breastfed at all, and it didn't make a damn bit of difference in my life. Look at this picture ...

Janet Jackson got a bum rap! Or is that "boob" rap? You remember the furor over Michael’s little sister and the infamous flash seen round the world at the Super Bowl a few years ago? CBS is still trying to recover from the whole incident; it is also trying to recover some cash after ...