Filed under: Women, Barroom Debate Despite what it says in your inbox, you are pretty much stuck with your God-given penis size. On the other hand, any woman with about $5,000 dollars can make the bulges in her blouse substantially bigger. Perhaps it's that unfair discrepancy that... Read more  ...

  We try not to dwell on the weight fluctuations of celebrities, since our greatest collective fear on this blog is-- shot in the dark-- that someone will point out our own problems with bacon cheeseburgers and failed diet plans. But when the entire internet is worried that Lindsay Lohan is sta...

Glaucoma drug Lumigan (bimatoprost) has been rebadged as Latisse. I’ve talked about the development of bimatoprost into a cosmetic product here in the past. Latisse joins Botox, Lap-Band, Natrelle breast implants, and collagen injections and implants, in Allergan’s fleecing-women stable ...

Filed under: Deals, Good news, Newsletters, Johnson and Johnson (JNJ), Stocks to Buy Over the long holiday weekend, I had a chance to do some much needed reading. Given my vocation, sometimes I like to read articles that have little to do with the markets or finance as a way of recharging my batteri...

Be Cervix Savvy is a new English cervical screening “awareness” campaign by registered charity Jo’s Trust and Hologic/Cytyc (manufacturers of the ThinPrep cervical screening system). There is some good, plain-language information at the site, though much of it is inexplicably obscu...

Three cheers for the attention seekers. The more I hear about Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, the more I want to be punch the producers of The Hills for giving them a slice of popularity. Curse you MTV! So Heidi has confirmed that she wants to record a Christian album. Holy shit, who the hell told y...

  What’s worse than a cat fight? Then again what’s hotter than a cat fight? A bunny fight. That’s right, according to TMZ Hugh Hefner’s primary prostitute Holly Madison and sporty whore Kendra Wilkinson are in a brawl. For all those scientists out there, on a pH scale- Holly...

Remember the super hot Spice Girl Posh? Let’s look back into the past when Victoria Beckham was more than just a toothpick with breasts. She was the hottest Spice Girl, she was the dark side of the candy loving pop-stars.. . WTF HAPPENED? Was it when she met Becks? Was it when the Spice Girls ...

Filed under: Playground bureau, Weird but true You know how people say you can never be too thin or too rich? Well, the FDA has decided you can be too busty. The polypropylene string method of breast enlargement has been banned in the United States and UK out of health concerns. The procedure involv...

i bought you a housei bought you a carbut the thing that i bought thatyou like most by farare your rubber boobsand i hate them your boobs were just B'sbut they knew how to pleaseall bouncy and smooshy and pertbut god knows whyyou wanted to tryto get boobs that were rigid and hurt you told me they'd ...