A kangroo recently broke into the home of Beat Ettlin while he and his family were sleeping. He mistook the kangaroo for a ninja and began to pummel the 90lb beast. The 42-year-old told Sky News Online: "I just saw this black thing. I thought it was a lunatic ninja, an intruder. It just fell on top ...

You can put away your cowboy boots and ten gallon hats. The fake southern drawl no longer has to strain your tongue. Forget the cattle show in Dallas/Fort Worth. You can stop attempting to line dance and two step. Kiss off the oil men of West Texas. Don't try to memorize "The Eyes of Texas ...

Cosponsorship, the act of registering one’s name as an official supporter of a bill, is a common activity in the United States Senate. Although the 111th Congress is less than two months old, 1753 cosponsorships for 495 Senate Bills and 11 Senate Joint Resolutions have been officially register...

Obama Carnival Float Racism in the Sky? On Monday, February 23, the Associated Press released a photo by Frank Augstein featuring a flying “Angel” President Barack Obama hovering over a carnival float in Duesseldorf, Germany. The Cal Ripken President As long as the nation is obsessed wit...

Sen. Barbara Boxer is urging the U.S. to ratify a United Nations measure meant to expand the rights of children, a move critics are calling a gross assault on parental rights that could rob the U.S. of sovereignty. Excuse me but Boxer can kiss my ass. My kids have the rights I decide they have. They...

In the face of the most serious threat to the United States and the state of Louisiana EVER, David Vitter is finally jumping into action to act on his constituents' behalf.  The economy, you think?  No, much more important - rampant monkey attacks.  Yes, not just a single incident in Connecticut,...

An Introduction To The Axis Of Idiots This was sent to me by a friend of this blog, and it provides the thoughts of a TRUE American hero. The fact that he is a hero is something that even those that disagree with what he may say have to agree with. As a true American hero, this Marine has earned the...

Filed under: Sports, Dating/Love, Women, Galleries We all love MMA. I mean, what's better than watching really sweaty, in-shape, half-naked guys rolling around in a cage? Nothing, of course. But what could be second best? Girls! Thanks to the genius of total equality, there is "women's MMA" and even...

The Philadephia Daily News recently ran a compelling profile of international Israeli boxers Ran Nakash (pictured) and Elad Shmouel. The main thrust of the piece is that being raised in the Middle East makes one a particularly hard brand of badass, making Israel an emerging source for fighting talen...

NEPA oversight should prevent the Garden State Parkway from being widened using stimulus funds. The final draft of the Senate's economic recovery bill will require all projects funded by the stimulus to have approval under the National Environmental Protection Act, or NEPA. Sponsored by Barbara Boxe...