On any normal day, try to get women to show you their boobs for 4-cent plastic beads and all you'll get is slapped in the face. But do the same thing at Mardi Gras and you'll have everyone from strippers to elementary school librarians clawing to get their tops off as fast as possible. Why, we have ...

Leave it to the delightfully debauched denizens of New Orleans to add a twist to the time-honored tradition of the "show us your tits!" bead exchange: just for Mardi Gras 2008 Bead Whore takes on the prudes and helps revelers make matters perfectly clear in the bead-trade department. Not that we'll ...