Here’s French newscaster Melissa Theuriau in her bikini, showing off some tit, with some pregnant lookin red nipples, and I figured I’d post it because French girls are sluts and I like sluts. I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again, they are the kind of girl you pick up in a...

What is being hailed by some as the world's first vampire remains have been discovered in a mass grave in Venice, Italy. The woman (who I suspect was a vampire-witch hybrid) was buried with a brick wedged in her mouth, which apparently has some link to being to vampiracy. During the Middle Ages, man...

Who would you expect to threaten the life of New York's attorney general, Andrew Cuomo? Mobsters or violent drug lords, perhaps. Maybe even those powerful financial bigwigs whose bountiful bonuses Cuomo has been targeting. Or, how about NAMBLA, the North American Man/Boy Love Association? As if you ...

Fred Phelps and the Westboro Baptist Church are coming to Albany!...

As the only person who possesses breasts on Pointless Banter (sorry guys, moobs don’t count) I can tell you that women are constantly assaulted by images that the Almighty Cock is King.  With the Power of the Penis, a single Pizza Delivery Guy can turn lesbians straight. When coupled with a b...

Everyone is talking about how awesome the new trailer for Terminator Salvation is and how the movie might actually turn out pretty badass afterall. Check it out. Quite crunk....

I don't have any more information except boner. And I like those Oreos. Call me. Picture Thanks to mikeydubz, who can't have her because she's mine. MINE....

  Announcers in commercials for Viagra and other pills treating erectile dysfunction typically murmur some fine print at the end about "consult your doctor if erections last longer than four hours." Then everybody in the room has a chuckle because that doesn't really happen! Oh, b...

A friend of mine pointed an article out for me to read. It was about having better sex. Apparently, it has come to my friends’ attentions that I am a complete and utter hornball that will stop at nothing in my smarmy daily routine of watching fat toothless women in Disney halter tops fall on i...

  When I was on the dance team in high school—the aptly named Fort Osage "Indianettes"—I was given the nickname "PT" for pelvic thrust(er). According to my fellow dancers, I couldn't even perform the fight song without a little extra pump from my rump. Apparently it ...