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We've seen girls who are totally shaved, totally natural, and somewhere in between. But we've never seen a girl with labia that looked like Homer Simpson... until today, that is. If only the could introduce this character onto the show somehow, we could finally stop complaining about how "The Simpso...

  Since our coverage of Brazil's carnival celebrations began on Monday, curious readers have been musing on the lucky bastards who get to paint fake pasties, images of Obama, and "pieces of tape" on the queens of the parade. Luckily, MSNBC took a break from goofing on Bobby "...

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On any normal day, try to get women to show you their boobs for 4-cent plastic beads and all you'll get is slapped in the face. But do the same thing at Mardi Gras and you'll have everyone from strippers to elementary school librarians clawing to get their tops off as fast as possible. Why, we have ...

  Sports Illustrated is trying everything to ensure the 2009 Swimsuit Issue is a gigantic success. They've enlisted up-and-coming megastar Bar Rafaeli, soon-to-be-fiancee of Leonardo DiCaprio, as their cover model.  But more importantly, they've brought back the bodypaint... A few ...

In the biggest soccer match of the week, Austria beat Germany 10-5. No, not the important Euro 2008 match today. We're talking about the gripping contest between the nations' topless women's soccer teams. The only downside was that the traditional post-match jersey exchange was canceled. (smh.com.au...

It's time once again to call on our loyal army of internet smut sleuths to help us decode a pornographic mystery. No, the mystery is not why some woman would paint a tiger face on her back to make it look like a fearsome jungle cat is devouring her partner; that's obviously confusing enough, but we ...