So it’s been some time since I have update this website. What can I say I’ve been known to be like this occasionally, after all divertisty is the flavour of life and all that. I’ve been toying around recently with a couple blogs and software things that I’ve considered replac...

Here I am in bed at 8pm like a good boy. As you can clearly tell this is not ideal really, I’m 25, I should be drunk oin a ditch some where or shouting somebody elses name in the throws of passion in yet another 20 minute relationship. But instead I’m in bed, too lazy to make my dinner s...

Well, what a week.  So far I have syphoned my entire monthly budget in one trip up to Newcastle (and it was worth it).  I’ve got sick of my job and the bitching/gossiping that seems to be getting worse and worse.  My car has magically fixed itself (and I only paid £37 for it). ...

At 6am in Canada time I get a call. I AM THE NATWEST ANTI-FRAUD ROBODROID WOMAN, PLEASE ENTER ON YOUR KEYPAD THE FOLLOWING ITEMS OF SECURITY. I did. It failed. So the bitch put me on hold and about 1 minute later (80p in real money) I get a human. The call only took a further 45 seconds. Why didn...

I’ve been quite silent on this weblog for sometime now and all you people have had to read is twitters, links from del.ici.ous and the occasional photo off ShoZu which craps out if you put too much text in to it. But now you can rejoyce, this is the first DAY I’ve had to myself in the ho...

I’m posting from my FREE broadband because my phone line is shagged.  Best thing ever: free broadband + free virigin man with a van = PORNO!  Or not. Halariously, I won’t be able to use my free broadband cos I’m working all weekend Powered by ScribeFire. Originally publis...

Signed up with Virgin Media, got 2mb broadband and a telephone line (which was cheaper than getting JUST broadband).  Opened a second current accoutn with NatWest for bill payments (rather than the HSBC one where it takes 3 days to transfer). I’ve also completed on changing over my addres...

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My head is hurtings but I don’t think I made too much of an ass of myself (one would hope). Powered by ScribeFire. Originally published at Кевин.com.ua. You can comment here or there....

I had been hanging all day today, I’m not entirely sure what it was but I was well ill.  I survived it until around 12.30 when I found it well difficult to continue.  So I called up my manager as I had a review at 14.00 and I jibbered something like “when is this review cos I&#...