Torrey Davis, the Florida defensive tackle knifing in on the fourth and goal stand there, is not dead, booted off the team, bolted at the ankle to a tutor, or any other such foolishness as you may have heard. According to Jeremy Fowler of the Orlando Sentinel, Florida is not giving up on Davis, even...

[hit play, then read on for maximum effect] If you’re of orange-and-white extraction and a relative young’un like me, you’ve enjoyed respectable if not notable football success for most of your cognizant life. You are also threatened by change, and you may not know what to make of ...

Mitch Albom’s very favorite pose–as a sportswriter of repute* for a major paper** in one of America’s premier cities***, and author of such books as The First Five People You Meet in Heaven and A Project Chick under his pen name, Nikki Turner–remains that of chiding rabbi. He...

Oh, you picky, picky bitches at the public editor’s desk. You first take away our beloved Jayson Blair; then you tell us tales of “girls romancing each other” may just be the unverified, undocumented, and possibly fictitious ramblings of an over-recruited college athlete. Orangeblo...

Rick Reilly hates us, and that’s fine. If no one hates you you’re either doing something wrong, or you’re Willie Nelson, who everyone loves because he’s fuzzy, contantly high, and still wearing the same headband he put on in 1974. (Because there’s weed in it..) Since th...

It’s Wednesday. Time for Girl Talk. We always thought Chicago and the Quad City DJs were a natural match. Notre Dame announces their new AD today, and he is no one. Okay, he exists, and is some one, but he is a first-time AD who’s never managed an athletic program before, which seems to ...

We likes our stupidity viscous and vicious. Oh, hell. Who let the old prospector out of the summer kitchen? Stop reading this as you are committing a crime at this very moment by doing so. The breathtaking conflation of a single idiotic act by one message boarder with the entire vibrant, thriving, a...

We shall stuff sandbags with cease and desist letters. The Des Moines Register, clearly not busy doing anything else like covering biblical flooding threatening to engulf the major population centers of the state, took time out of their day to send a cease and desist letter to Black Heart Gold Pants...