Pull out your sombreros everybody, on today’s show it’s a Mexican Fiesta with the fabulously funny Bill Cruz. Bill recently performed with us at Steamworks, the gay men’s bathhouse in Chicago. He was all wrapped up in towels and delivered his monologue like a Roman statesman addres...

Here you see a photo of swindler Bernie Madoff partying down on a recent New Year' eve. Partying down to hell, ha. In non-party hat Madoff news: is his wife delusional, or just greedy? Madoff's wife Ruth (or should we say Ruthless, ha) had her lawyer up in court yesterday telling the judge, with a s...

I have a dear friend, well a few dear friends in Florida but this specific Dear Friend is in Palm Beach. We were chatting about 3 weeks ago about casual shoes.  I told her what I prefer to wear, and she said, no problem, they carry that style at the local dollar store. Palm Beach has Dollar Sto...

Elie Wiesel, author, survivor, voice of morality, expert on evil, has found someone he'd like locked up and tortured for crimes against humanity: Bernie Madoff, who took all his money. Getting bilked by a con artist is, obviously, very upsetting, and there is very probably something wrong with Berni...

You know how when all the water finally evaporates from your dirty, clogged sink, you get to see how many roaches were really drowned in there? That's how Wall Street is now, with frauds! Today we have three—count em, then count em again with a more honest accountant—three new mini-Madof...

If Bernie Madoff's alleged $50 billion Ponzi scheme screwed you over, it's time to get in line to make your claim....

As if it wasn't bad enough that Bernie Madoff went and took millions from wealthy Jewish people in Palm Beach and then made it disappear, it seems some gentiles down there are happy about it! Crack ABC investigative reporter Brian Ross traveled to darkest Palm Beach and discovered: some people suspe...

Well as you've probably heard, there's another Bernie Madoff doll on the market, introduced at the American International Toy Fair in New York. The "Smash-Me Bernie doll" comes with the ponz scummy evil doer clad in a devil's red suit,......

I guess someone had to think of it. Like many other toys at the 2009 Toy Fair, the Bernie Madoff doll offers something extra. And just like swindler Madoff, it’s gonna cost you. The $99, red-suited, pitchfork-wielding figure comes with a golden hammer. You see, you’re not just buying Ber...

Daily News fitness columnist Kimberly Garrison isn’t part of the Abridged Daily News Columnists, but maybe I should add her if this is what she’s writing regularly. Today, she tackles steroid use in baseball. As you probably know — as even President Obama was asked about it at his ...