Jennifer Love Hewitt seems to think taking out the trash is the fucking set of Can’t Hardly Wait or whatever that 90s movie she was rockin’ her big tits and small body in. She decided to wear her pajama pants like the slob that she’s become, but snuck in this belly top like she was...

Some girl just told me about how she has a lesbian fantasy, when I told her that most girls want to get with other girls and asked why she hasn’t made the move yet, she told me that the only girl she’s ever even almost with was her 16 year old sister. They were drunk at a party and decid...

if you hadn’t guessed — I think I’ve mentioned it before, though — i was an exercise bulemic as a kid. they didn’t have fancy names for anorexia, bulemia back then, let alone the variation, exercise bulemia. i only learned of it later. but like i said in my training jou...

ha. On the radio I caught an interview with someone who was speaking about poetry — as well as reading some of his poetry on air. Can’t recall the show or the guest: it was a public radio program, probably something from NPR. Anway, someone asked him a question and he replied, “So-...

did i tell everyone? i’m treating myself to pottery classes — and maybe oil painting. Haven’t decided if I want to afford both. One class is lunch hours, the other once a week, evenings. Oh, and be the way, speaking of my evenings, check this out: http://www.portfolioweekly.com/ME2...

At first glance, these super hotties seem perfectly normal - in fact, they look a hell of a lot better than most people. But take a closer look and you realize they’re more like something from the Coney Island Freak Show than world-famous sex symbols. From nubby thumbs to cyborg bellies, these...

While in Japan, Sproglette started eating. She took to boiled daikon, teriyaki chicken, and miso soup like a fish to water, like a jackhammer to cement, heck, like a Qatari playboy to a Toyota Landcruiser.  She's all growed up, already. What a change. I cried all morning the day after we a...

If Hubs wants crepes with nutella in the evening, he'll have to bring the nutella to work then bring it back home at the end of the day, otherwise I'll eat it. Have some self control, he'll say. Clearly, he doesn't understand women and chocolate. But it doesn't mean that I don...

Introspection and statistics are a fun game to play with a Smalltalk image. I've posted a number of these before. Here's todays query: allCodeSymbols := Set new. Root enumerateMethods: [:class :selector :code | code allSymbolLiteralsDo: [:each | allCodeSymbols addAll: (each runsFailing: [:char | cha...

seriously, in my worst cranky moments, and this is one – because of freakin’ spammer — i pretty much figure that anyone who posts daily or even every other day is generally a person who, if they don’t do techie stuff for a living and.or have a cushy job where they can rip off their e...