The first ever live video stream of Eat Yeast took place yesturday. Fortunately it was a total disaster. Also, Ustream does not allow the recording of the video from co-hosts, Goddess only knows why. So as a result you only get to see me and not Rachel. You can, however, hear it. Eat Yeast with Rach...

An American tabloid is claiming that Rihanna and Brown got married at Puffy’s (I just can’t call him Diddy..sorry) Miami mansion. If this story is indeed true and giving all the drama that’s transpired between these two in the past few weeks, it’s entirely possible, this stor...

On saving Weymouth FC My local football club - you might have noticed from yesterday's 9-0 reverse at the hands of Rushden & Diamonds - has gone completely tits-up. Unable to pay their players - thanks in no small part to certain dipshits and asshats who I won't name for legal reasons - the team's s...

Story of a begging-mafia that made a lot of money by having young children enact "poverty porn" to shock the white man - was made into a movie that pretty much did the same thing....

On begging like a shameless git in the name of SCIENCE As you know, there's a recession on. Having studied economics and social mobility for an Open University course, this concept essentially boils down to the fact that we - the general population - have no money at all, while a small percentage (w...

Barring a hellacious snowstorm or my having to drive around for three hours looking for parking or my getting hit by a monorail and having my everything broken, I will indeed be at the Seven Second Delay radio show taping/variety show thingamajig tomorrow at Maxwell's in Hoboken NJ. Here's the newly...

Master, being the tricky man that he is, caught me in a struggle with myself the other night. Since I can’t masturbate, I rely on him for orgasms and he knows that. Well, he had me so close, so on the edge that I was begging to be allowed release, and he throws a boomerang my way. “IR...

The post-menstrual only rings twice.  Red Velvet Menses cake Lapse CLICK HERE to visit the far side of idiocy....

Appropriate, since this is Pardon season.... especially as we have an Administration throwing the documents in the fireplace on their way out... (the scene from the Movie "The Longest Day" when the Germans were panicking comes to mind). And as Madoff is sitting at home...likely to do time at a "Club...

When told by Mr. Flood Restoration that we could salvage our carpet if we acted asap, but that a serious cost would be moving our furniture and stuff (fyi, TV is not stuff!), Grizzled and I responded with a unanimous, "Pffffft!!!" We assured him we could do it ourselves, moving our furnitu...