This is a little gallery of scary-ass robots that want to kill you so they can mate with your computer. This particular model is called "My Spoon" and was designed to help people with no arms or really sucky arms to eat. As you can see, it's about to choke out Japanese Health Minister Yoichi Masuzoe...

If you answered yes, I want you to leave your name and address in the comments section, as I'd like to send you some anthrax literature. You will not be saved. But, for the sake of my Pulitzer, I'll report on these devilish little bastards anyway. Available from Little Island for a little over $2,00...

The Covini Six Wheeler (C6W) needs a new name but does have six wheels. It looks kind of like a Ferrari whose mother downed too much ethanol during pregnancy. So why the six wheels? The Covini Six Wheeler takes its engineering inspiration from the 1976 Tyrell P34 race car which had two pairs of smal...

Apparently in Krasnoyarsk, Russia, the youth are obsessed with pimping out their cars with dragons, which is probably one of the most ridiculous things I've ever heard. Dinosaurs, sure, but dragons? What are you, 10? Thanks to some really imaginative car lovers with tons of time to kill, the youth o...

It's weird the things you block out from your childhood. Like wearing headgear or touching a friend's penis. The Kami Kami Sensor counts how many bites a child makes (to ensure proper chewing), and beeps to notify every 30 and 1,000 bites. It's available now for $189 and I just bought one. Finally, ...

A Virgin Airways passenger, thoroughly upset with the meal and service during a flight, took matters into his own hand, and wrote Sir Richard Branson a personal complaint letter about the experience. An exerpt: So lets peel back the tin-foil on the main dish and see what's on offer. I'll try and exp...

First there were cat wigs, then dog wigs, and now, baby wigs. Baby Toupees are "small wigs for small people" and cost $22 apiece. Thankfully these weren't available when I was a baby or my mom would have bought them all. Baby Toupee: $22. Fucking your kids up for life: priceless. Baby Toupee website...

ThisIs50.com is jacking blogger posts. Check this post at Nah Right. Now see this post by "Jynx Millionaire" at ThisIs50.com. Same photo, same text. Apparently this isn't the first time these punks have ripped him off. I haven't checked in with Eskay on what he wants to do......

One or more crew members at ThisIs50.com are jacking blogger posts. Check this post at Nah Right. Now see this post by "Jynx Millionaire" at ThisIs50.com. Apparently this isn't the first time these punks have ripped him off. I haven't checked in with Eskay on what he wants......

In my recent post regarding Inaugural balls in Washington, DC, I included a link to a press release regarding Louis Gossett, Jr.'s withdrawal from The Inaugural Purple Ball in which he officially states: "there is a notable lack of diversity both on the host committee and......