Stoopid People are so stupid that you have to spell it with two O’s because one U just isn’t stupid enough. However, Stoopid People are not ignorant. Ignorance is simply a lack of knowledge—everyone’s ignorant about something; some are ignorant about a lot of something. Stoopid People arenâ€...

Nobody liked Carter. Not women. Not men. Not nuns. Not priests. Nobody. Even if you started out liking him, as I did, eventually he made you want to beat him until all his meals had to be eaten thru a straw. No one liked Carter. Actually, I take that back—there was this one guy “Kurt� who like...

We had been traveling all day. We get into Ft. Lauderdale at 10pm where you have to take a shuttle bus to a “Rental Car Pavillion”. Once there, all of the other counters are empty and of course there’s a big line at Hertz. Mostly because there is ONE PERSON WORKING THERE and NONE O...

===KNOCK THE HUSTLE EXCERPTS=== +++COMING WINTER 2008+++ No More CYA, pt. 1 Funny, how things change:A “stand up� brotha, now you sit down to aim.Used to have a firm grip, now you droppin’ names…—Jay-Z & Too Short That intro is from A Week Ago, a near-classic Carter ‘n’ Shaw collab...

=================KNOCK THE HUSTLE EXCERPTS====================== ++++++++++++++++++++++COMING WINTER 2008+++++++++++++++++++++++ COMPANY CANCERS, pt. 3 Introducing.... Stoopid People Stoopid People are so stupid that you have to spell it with two O’s because one U just isn’t stupid enough. Howev...

==============KNOCK THE HUSTLE 2 EXCERPTS======================= ++++++++++++++COMING WINTER 2008++++++++++++++++++++++++ Some people are A#*@%?!'s—just thinking about them makes you curse a blue streak. And some days, it takes everything inside you not to beat them into a coma. “Get Carter� W...

Sometimes, people want advice on stuff, so here goes. Plus it's funny. still. ========KNOCK THE HUSTLE EXCERPTS================ COMPANY CANCERS, pt 1 Everybody has a job with somebody that’s this close to you whoopin’ they a**! —DL Hughley In sports, they’re called “cancers�—athletes w...

First it was breast reduction advice, now it's weight management tips, this time from a rude Panera Bread employee who didn't like being confronted by an angry customer. Here's what happened to Jeff's wife when she tried to buy some chicken noodle soup the other day: Here is the comment I just sent ...

If there's one thing this writer has learned over the years, it's to never tell a woman to get breast reduction surgery. It's rude, insulting, and can quite possibly get you kneed in the groin, slapped, pushed into a train, cut out of the will, and so on. But apparently the salesperson at Pennington...

This CNN.Com story is pretty sick.  Funny in some places, but deeply troubling in others.  The absolute worst employees I ever dealt with are at Air France.  If my experience is representative, they are openly hostile and proud of their incompetence. In The No Asshole Rule, I talk abo...