So my Dr. has me on a new med for my thryoid.  It's biggest side effect is bitchiness (actually I think it specifically says mood swings).  Now my new pills coupled with my period starting has turned me into a complete and utter walking nuclear explosion.  It's not pretty.&...

Satire by Shawn Goodwin TonyfromOz prefaces ….. This is just so funny. Revelers, exhibitionists, and alcoholics across the country participated in Mardi Gras celebrations this week, completely oblivious to the Economic Katrina that is the Stimulus Package. People want a party, and they are not...

Yes. I noticed the slightest hint of sarcasm in the title of this post. This post covers four commonly used measurement techniques that 9 times out of 10 work against the evolution of Reporting Squirrels into Analysis Ninjas. I’ll also admit that most of the times when I encounter them I might...

Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...... We get up here.  All the work that someone else had done to have the renter out on 1/31 was a big load of bullshit, because he is still there and R had to serve him with a 3 day pay or GTFO notice with cops present.  More drama bulls...

It’s time for another installment of movers and shakers on the Mock Draft Central Average Draft Position Report. Headed Up Andy Pettitte | New York Yankees | +7.7% - You knew the Pettitte re-signing would begin his slow rise in ADP. This is his second consecutive week with a 7+ percentage poin...

1. I'd really like to be sleeping right now. 2. F*&^ is the word you'd most often hear me say if I stubbed my toe. 3. Possession is 9 tenths of the law (right?). 4.  I <3 Captain Jack Sparrow. 5. Marshmallows and fire go together like white on rice. 6. My love goes on and on. 7....

And the public for the first time in a loooong time is actually listening and more importantly interested. With so much riding on this stimulus package Republicans have decided to draw their line in the sand by opposing  the much needed and eagerly awaited economic package. And for the first time ...

This week has been hell-acious for me.  I can't even remember what happened Monday.  Yesterday I had to go out of town for a work deposition, race home make bday dinner for my super fabulous step-son, then race off to school.  I hate that I'm not able to be a part of the ce...

As if the Oscar-season couldn’t get anymore exciting, we got a hold of some reactions from the people who actually got nominated and most of them read like people running for political office. I imagine these will get reprinted onto 3 x 5 notecards and placed in jacket pockets and clutches for...

I had a really tough time naming this particular post. The point that I am trying to convey isn’t that the three players on this list are bad baseball players or that you shouldn’t draft them. I’m not trying to tell you that they’ll flop like the fish from that Faith No More ...