TALLAHASSEE, AP–Bobby Bowden appealed to the NCAA to include wins from his past before. He may have to do it again. Florida State will appeal the NCAA ruling in an academic fraud case including the vacating of 14 wins, but should the University lose the appeal Bowden will likely try a new tack...

Tennessee’s started. Kiffykins is leashed. Tennessee’s spring practices have started, and the only person on the depth chart with a spot is Eric Berry. (Who says Monte Kiffin is the “Google of defense.”) So…nothing’s changed, really, aside from tempo, style, the p...

Man 1: Hey, you introduced yourself to the neighbors yet? Man 2: Nah, man. Man 1: Why not? You should? It helps to know people, meet new friends, get a lay of the neighborhood, it’s– Man 2:Trust me. It’s not worth it. Plus I have to do it sooner rather than later. Man 1: When are y...

New cheese follows newish/soon-to-be-more-important starters around our beloved college football. Name: Chris Rainey Substantials: Tiny. Fast. Jiggle-equipped. Aware of all three and prone to showing it. 5-9, 156. Forty: somewhere between 4.24 and 4.4, depending on which reality currency you accept ...

Dabo Gets His Motherfucker On: Come for the bland Greg Davis variation of the spread; stay for the profane inspirational speeches. Dear Lane Kiffin: John Abraham says you’re wrong; we want tickets to SEC Media Days like yesterday, if only to see the DUHHHface up close. Auburn, year one: sugary...

Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap. Jacksonville Jaguars wide receiver, Matt Jones, just can't seem to get out of his own way. Since last year's bizarre i-was-just-sitting-in-this-truck-and-then-a-pile-of-finely-chop...

Your Fulmer Cupdate is brought to you by Rampage Jackson, who reminds you that black on black crime is acceptable only if it gets his belt back. The board is Brian’s; his pants bulge with a manliness only Reggie Nelson finds comparable to his own. Clarifications and Award of Points. Jamar Horn...

Julio Jones, turbofreakbot wide receiver for Alabama who shone despite having to catch loopy, errant passes from the heartbreakingly beautiful John Parker Wilson this fall, has been elected to the Alabama Student Senate despite no being on the ballot, not campaigning a lick for the seat, and stating...

  It's not even ten a.m. on the first day of this workweek, and there are already two bizarre teacher sex scandals to report. The first featured a kid, having engaged in a sexual relationship with his teacher since October, caught by the principal... (literally) with his pants down.  N...

Burn Down The Mission. Bring your family down to the riverside, and watch Martin Fennelly suggest we put the flametorch to their keep: The race with Joe Paterno is over. Paterno’s late rally has him up 383-382 in all-time wins, but Bobby might have to fork over victories, perhaps as many as 14...