Filed under: Hook-Ups, Madonna While Madonna looks as if she's hoarding walnuts for the winter, her faux-boyfriend -- otherwise known as Jesus -- adds another layer to the A-Rod charade. See Also If Madonna Weren't Famous She'd Look Like ... Madonna Gets the Boys on Her... Permalink...

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By now, you've learned that Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez was confirmed as a steroid user. The resulting stigma will damage his place in pro baseball history, and many fans were frustrated by the fact he only confessed after allegations surfaced last week. It was a 180 from his answer to Katie Cour...

Madonna has reportedly found herself a new boyfriend called Jesus....

Baseball player Alex Rodriguez has been spotted conspicuously sitting in the front row at two of Madonna's concerts while being instructed "You Must Love Me" by the Hard Candy singer. There's also a rumor out that the two are planning on buying a Manhattan pad together. But Rodriguez claims......

Gallimaufry time, mofos. Mark S. writes in and says: In the Oct. 13 The Sporting News, somebody put together a panel of 16 former major-league shortstops and asked them some questions. First I'll list the 16: Biancalana, Bordick, Burleson, DeJesus, DeMaestri, Elster, Foli, Fregosi, Harrelson, Joost,...

I just crunched some numbers and data about various things that exists, using a scientific process verified by several mathematicians at top universities, and I came up with some interesting results. Here are the five most boring things in the world, in order: 5. Slowed-down time-lapse photography o...

Alex Rodriguez and Pat O'Brien decided to "let's get crazy" together and went and got some coke and f*cked in front of the kids. Ok, that's a Pat O'Brien joke.My god, if that isn't the best series of phonecalls of the last twenty-five years, I don't know what is. Seriously, whenever I see him - I ca...

Here's A-Rod taking flack from Toronto Blue Jays fans yesterday about his reportedly sliding into Madonna's home plate on a regular basis. Baseball fans do not give a f*ck. It's a serious business to try and make sure the other team loses. Fans will shout out jokes about a player's dead relatives, r...

The Hard Candy pop singer is continuing with her full-on denial of divorce rumors surrounding her and her husband Guy Ritchie, as well as talk that she's been engaging in dalliances with Yankees baseball player Alex Rodriguez. Madonna issued a statement to People magazine: "My husband and I are not ...