Filed under: South Park, Cancellations, Software, Reality-Free Everybody knows an iPhone user who flaunts his phone to the world the way anyone of us would if we owned something that we believed contained the awesome power of God. They are always checking their emails or giving you weather updates y...

Were I with it, I’d have spent much of today Twittering with excitement from the line to get in to the Boston Apple Store (Terribly Attractive Rad Design). But the BASTARD doesn’t appeal to me, and Twitter was down. By the way, do you kids today say “with it”? Thought not....

Surprise, surprise! The AppleStore is down. Could this be xmas on the 17th? New Apple Cinema Displays or servers gone to heaven? Last-minute discounts for the US-based procrastinators? Quick, fanboy......

Our agents can exclusively reveal that, according to sources deep within Apple (ie. a “genius” at the store in Cambridge, who saw the photo of Clyde I have as my laptop’s wallpaper), dogs are allowed in Apple Stores. According to our source, who cannot be named (because I don’...