February 18, 2009
Noble Doss, R.I.P. The Longhorn legend died this weekend at the age of 88. Is the SEC the default national league? Brother Clay says yes, and get used to it. (So what does that make Raycom, exactly?) We lost all interest in this Mike Leach contract negotiations storyline right around the time the Dr...
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February 11, 2009
[hit play, then read on for maximum effect] If you’re of orange-and-white extraction and a relative young’un like me, you’ve enjoyed respectable if not notable football success for most of your cognizant life. You are also threatened by change, and you may not know what to make of ...
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January 28, 2009
Rueben Randle and friend, Ramgod. Rueben Randle, much-desired wide receiver recruit, received a personal tour of the Louisiana State capitol courtesy of LA Governor Bobby Jindal aide Timmy Teepell. (Remember: politics is one of those disciplines where one not only can, but should keep a nickname tha...
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Orson Swindle
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January 22, 2009
Our fearless leader files this dispatch from the road: A quick scene from the airport today. A family of downhomey UGA fans sent off a pair of clearly foreign, Nordic-looking teen boys back to the cold, godless land from whence they came. They stood ahead of me in line at security, clearly emotional...
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December 06, 2008
Programming note: Swindle is flitting about the Metro ATL area like an overly excited, be-fauxhawked schoolgirl and I’m typing through a haze that makes me wish Prohibition had never been repealed. Here is some highly subjective and illogical soothsaying. Game thread up a little later. Go cure...
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November 17, 2008
Troy is good, Troy is good, Troy is good. Get that out of the way before we begin denigrating LSU’s 41-30 victory over Troy Saturday night, a skillfully played game between two Division One (FBS stands for Feminine Body Spray) teams Saturday night. Much contesting and effortization. Sweat and ...
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July 10, 2008
Paul Finebaum, the most popular/infamous columnist and radio host a New Yorker has never heard of, is out as a columnist, at least, for three weeks due to complications from surgery to replace a detached retina. (That’s a dedicated reader.) All the best to Paul, whom Peter once called a “...
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July 02, 2008
The SEC made a quiet change to their academic policies regarding non-qualifiers at their meetings in Destin. The new policies would allow more non-qualifiers to begin school and bring their grades up prior to playing for a given school’s team. Each must be approved by SEC Commissioner Mike Sli...
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June 18, 2008
Teams: there are a lot of them. In our effort to bring you the finest “bullshit” coverage of college football, our Visiting Lecturer Series today welcomes Ryan and Mark, who author the proudly agricultural and technical Auburn blog The Auburner True to form, we think they beat any previe...
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June 12, 2008
Via Dawg Sports, of course, comes the side-splittingest breaking tale of the entire offseason: UGA mutant star Knowshon Moreno being forced to write a two-page essay last year on noise pollution following a writeup for loud music in the dorms. I cannot encourage you strongly enough to click through ...
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