As I watch the mounting list of faltering newspapers, I'm reminded of the typical storyline for a horror movie- Everybody is a potential victim, and you don't know who's going to die next, but it's going to bloody. Following Chapter 11 Bankruptcy filings by the Philadelphia Inquirer and the New Have...

Jimmy Kimmel is fucking Ben Affleck, Elizabeth Banks is fucking Seth Rogen, and Sam Zell is fucking everyone. Barack Obama wore a turban, and an apron, and Matt Drudge said Hillary Clinton tried to make it an issue but instead he made her making it an issue the issue, and everyone debated many thing...