I have no idea what I'm watching, but I'll tell you one thing: I don't like the look of it. This red sore on my palm either. And I don't even play video games! What are you trying to insinuate? That sock is a liar! Youtube Thanks to Bro_mole, who is ready to stomp those little bastards as soon as th...

Here at Anticlown Media we hate clowns. With a passion. Unbridled passion. The kind you make love to a beautiful woman with. Or your hand. But, for those of you that weren't arguably fondled by Binky at your sister's birthday party, you can pay to have some creep dressed as a clown follow you around...

This is a $17 ski mask from Amazon that makes you look like the Joker from The Dark Knight . Wear one to scare the hell out of people. Or barbecue in the cold. Perfect for all occasions!* *Banking Excluded Hit the jump to see a different, more traditional version that's available....

Did I mention it was in the Great Chicago Fire? It was. 2005 Mercedes SLR McLaren, extensive fire damage. It has a lot of usable parts, including: * ENGINE *TRANSMISION *EXHAUST SYSTEM *MOST OF THE FRONT SUSPENSION L+R * FRONT WHEELS * AND MANY OTHER MISCELANIOUS PARTS. Screw it, I'm welding a patio...

And that, my friends, is why I never leave the house. Youtube Thanks to The free faller, who took one wrong step....

The Real Touch may look like a torture device (and may, in fact, BE a torture device), but is allegedly the latest advancement in solitary male pleasure. Just look at that thing -- reminds me of the time my penis got run over by a Sherman tank. I'm sure it's safe though. After all, it was designed a...

I’m very happy that they are lubricated - just imagine they would be not. Not nice! Video Link: Toot-Tone - This movie looks hilarious...

Looking at the calendar today, I realized I've got a little under a month to finalize the readings for an interdisciplinary honors seminar I'm teaching next term.  Begin panic mode... now. The course is called "Historical Fictions and Fiction as History" and is meant to introduce students to the ph...

Just watch this. Via Stereogum. Also, is that Paul Stanley on the microphone encouraging Corgan? What the hell is Corgan. If this is some Andy Kaufman-style stunt, it's really poorly executed. This is like watching Robert De Niro's nightclub routine at the beginning of Raging Bull. Cross-published o...

The Tomahawk Skull Gauntlet costs $40 and surprisingly doesn't have any customer reviews yet. Although I just wrote one. Unfortunately, it looks like it might be moderated first. Booo. UPDATE: Review is now up on the product page. With this gauntlet strapped to your arm there is no question you are ...