You gettin’ Canonized, bro Hey, a movie! Wow! It’s gonna be terrific—starring everybody who has ever wronged me, ever Baby’s first steps. Your sister’s wedding. Junior’s state championship game. These are the moments worth capturing. But let’s not go overboard with the sentimental stuf...

Look At That Fossil, It’s Stuck Over There In the Tar Wondrous in its variety and remarkably well-adapted to its habitat, the Egana National Geographic Watch is truly a marvel of nature. Or it would be, if it wasn’t man-made. But our expedition didn’t let qualms like that deter us from our mis...

Who’s Scruffy Looking? Sellin’ car seats ain’t like dustin’ crops, boy. Imagine for a moment that you’re back in time. You’re standing in line for The Phantom Menace. And then, suddenly, you hear that the movie was recalled, and improved, and rereleased with the problems repaired. Natura...

PsycheLEDic You’re sitting in a darkened room when you notice a strange shift in your perceptions. Your surroundings seem to take on a blue-white glow. Details and textures suddenly stand out in stark relief. The whole world looks brighter somehow, more intense. You’re under the influence of LED...

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Last One Out Turn Off And Then Purchase The Lights Ohhh! Tough break there, contestant! Let’s look over at the scoreboard here and recap. Well, you didn’t get the Bag of Crap, you didn’t get unlock the Lightning Round, you missed out on the Wil Wheaton shirt which you won’t be able to get un...

No Disrespect, Rabbi You’ve heard it a million times. Breville tea is the source of wit. But all we’ve got is the Breville BES400XL Ikon Espresso Machine. So if tea is wit, we’re thinking that Breville coffee would be like some really good puns, or one of those stories that goes on for ten min...

Girl Watcher When it comes to lies I tell to impress women, none of them work better than the old deep-sea diver routine. In one short sentence, I go from “random shlub in unflattering khakis� to “rugged international man of adventure�. And since most people are not deep-sea divers, the chan...

Browned Reason To Live As a true toast lover, I’d like to be able to recommend that you buy this Morphy Richards Food Fusion 2-Slice Toaster. But I can’t. Why? Because you don’t deserve it. You, who treat toast like some expendable accessory to the real meal, who forget all about the toast as ...

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