A news report beamed to us from the year 1994, brings together two names you never thought you'd see in the same sentence*—Tonya Harding and George Steinbrenner. A new biography of Steinbrenner talks about George's generous support of amateur athletics and alleges that back in the day, he even...

This is brilliant. An alert and eager ball boy helps an Israeli soccer team burn an opponent for a goal. Also, did you know all Israeli sportscasters are bald by law? [TotalProSports]...

I have a keen interest in being self sufficient, especially now with America as we know it hanging by such as tenuous string.  I’m ashamed that due to the fact that I grew up in suburbia, just about as far from the Oklahoma dirt farm as one could possibly get, I never learned to do all of the...

Hrm….maybe me, Peggers, Katty and Four Eyes can unite to form the Axis of Milquetoast…. Frum, you magnificent bastard, you’ve done it again. Another historic catch-phrase to tattoo on the lower back of our national lexicon. Is Bill or Rachel going to call me back or am I going to s...

No idea who Sophia Rossi is, but she's apparently slept with a lot of people. Like Tommy Lee, for instance. Oh, and ex-Phillie (sniffle) Pat Burrell, who she wasn't too impressed with. Rossi popped on the Howard Stern this morning to mostly talk about banging people, since that is her area of expert...

A gut-wrenching, emotional letter from noted conservative T. Coddington Van Voorhees VII on how to rescue the USS Conservative whilst still remaining in the radiant good graces of the Obamessiah. Perhaps Peggy Noonan will save all of us, just as soon as she wipes President Hussein’s leavings f...

It seems the Nets are really pushing this "Robo-Tripping Tuesdays" promotion pretty hard. First 1,000 ticket holders get to watch Nets basketball then FREAK THE FUCK OUT. [YouTube]...

I don't understand it. Everyone here hates the snow. Well, not snow in general. Lingering snow. They say it's pretty when it falls, but gets disgusting when it sticks. It just turns brown or black and stays in cracks or makes the sidewalk slippery or whine, whine, whine. I disagree. Lingering snow i...

Fake ports of modern games? Yeah, it's been done before. Same with cart labels. But someone stuck them on actual carts, which will be hilarious once the next yard sale rolls around. Redbeard Math Pirate on Flickr created 15, spanning the range of cart art on the Atari 2600 - original VCS, second gen...

This is how love dies. Faithful and easily forgotten, a frail creature, slain by its own hand. Make no mistake - the stranger is Death, and fair Cruelty his bride. Together they are beautiful and terrifying, heartless because sublime. And what of Justice, blind and in rags? It is no accident that he...