Rush Limbaugh is at it again: he's predicting Ted Kennedy is going to die soon. This cat amuses the bejesus out of our stupid asses. M.I.A. denied naming her baby Ickitt... but hasn't convinced us of this yet because she won't say what she did name the lil' thang.  Questi...

  Spinal Tap confirmed they will play an acoustic tour that will hit Vancouver, Seattle, New York, and several other North American cities. Eddie Murphy will finally get what he always wanted? No, not an Oscar-- it's the chance to play Richard Pryor. Last year, we brought you the story of a...

  Don't cancel your Mexican vacation, says the country's President... the shocking drug violence there will be all cleared up, you know, in 2012. Brittany Snow will appear in a new spinoff of Gossip Girl , a popular educational program. Another supermodel bites the dust... Gisele Bundch...

  Audrina Partridge had her home broken into by two very bizarre young citizens. In surveillance footage, they can be seen wandering aimlessly from room to room... and back again... and again... without doing much of anything, let alone steal anything or set fire to the place. Arrested Developm...

Memo to Citibank employees: if you receive a letter requesting $27 million for the Bank of Ethiopia, check to make sure it wasn't posted in Nigeria. The GOP attacked Obama on the stimulus... but this guy couldn't name a single piece of "pork," not even a general category. You have ...

  If the grading system had been abandoned at our high schools, we might have gotten into some better universities. PJ Harvey is coming to America! Who's buying us a ticket? Who is Hollywood's most bankable star? Will Smith, followed by a host of males: Johnny Depp, Leonardo DiCaprio, B...

  One of the married Bee Gee's fathered a child with his housekeeper. Claire Danes is engaged to-- surprise-- one of her ol' co-stars. Helicopter girl turns out to be a porn star. This would be a post in itself if TMZ hadn't edited out or censored all the good parts. Italy now has i...

  Ellen Barkin may do an HBO series that will serve as her revenge plot against her asshole ex-husband. A boy opened a large birthday present and discovered his Dad, home from Iraq, inside. Morrissey, Amy Winehouse, My Bloody Valentine, Leonard Cohen, the Cure, and Paul McCartney are the headli...

  Let's just start the rumors here: Katie Holmes is not pregnant. Singapore was stunned to experience the sight of an entirely-nude couple walking through the city for fifteen minutes. In New York, this wouldn't even get reported on Fox, but in a conservative place like Singapore...&nbs...