Exactly a couple of years back - I wrote about that wonderful Baader Meinhoff phenomenon about me reading up about self-replicating robots, and then the next day spotting it on a google whiteboard. Well, yesterday, the above image of an etch-a-sketch’d cock was e-mailed to me, as a reference t...

GOD DAMN IT… I thought of the “Shopping list that geographically sorts depending on the shops Aisle layout” idea too… Bastards…. Future looks lovely, shame I’ll be long dead by 2019...

Now, let me get this straight from the start so that we’re all clear. I’m not against all piracy in the games industry. (Unfortunately it’s just one of those necessary evils - I’m cool with it, you should be too, I like to exact my revenge by downloading Music and Films all o...

Some dude has gone and carked it with a winning lottery ticket in his back pocket, and how his poor old wife is 10m better off. I was enjoying the whole ironic side of things but then I realized I didn’t want to be like Alanis fucking Morissette and not understand what the word “ironic&#...

I’ve noticed something of late, and it has begun to perturb me slightly. Knowing my ability explain things in a concise, precise manner, I shall now begin to write a lengthy article based on my personal opinion with absolutely no back up of reality. I’ve noticed, that to be good at somet...

Well it looks like my website is working again. Happy fuckin days… Dunno what was going on back there, it got a bit scary with databases wobbling all over the shop like a drunken chinaman. Anyway - it’s back. Feel free to feel equally upset and disappointed upon my return. Ta. ARGH Sorry...

And so the football season comes to a close and all is happy in the world again. The birds, tweeting their way to work this morning reminded me that there is sunshine outside. My Xbox Red-Ringged of Death (RROD’d for the l33t) last night, preventing me from playing Gta IV - meaning I have to s...

Not Christ? - Wellllll….. (I particularly love “Christ’s Amazon.co.uk”)...

Crappy Windows Picture and Image Viewer bug fixed - Basically, have you ever wondered why the [catchily named] Windows picture and image viewer takes forever to open up a 8kb jpg? When Internet Crap Shite Explorer can open it up in milliseconds. Well, it’s basically down to you being a lazy ba...