It's time for Waxing Off, the Deadspin feature recommended by four out of five dentists who chew gum. This week: Alyssa Milano and her soon-to-be-released book, Safe at Home . Trouble: Reading excerpts from Alyssa Milano's upcoming girlie sports fan book, I was shocked, appalled and disgusted. Have ...

It's time for Waxing Off, the Deadspin feature that will go topless if you throw it beads. This Friday's topic: Sports pranks. Meghan: So people seem to be pretty split on Maryland fans calling Duke players at their hotel room to harass them. Some people seem to think since in theory anything that h...

It's Waxing Off, the only Deadspin feature with a toy surprise inside. This week's topic: What would you do if you had 20 minutes in a private club booth with Alex Rodriguez? Katie P.: My Evening With Alex.. Alex: "Hello, I'm Alex Rodriguez." Katie P.: /repeated punches to the face /chugs Sam Adams ...

Time once again for Waxing Off, the feature that was the first on the internet to mix mime and food. This week: The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition . Aileen Gallagher: For my tenth birthday, my parents told me I'd find my present under their bed. I ran upstairs frantically and found nothing but ...

It's Waxing Off, the feature that restored your faith in mankind by helping you to find the true meaning of Christmas. This week, rowdy female Knicks fans and the men who love them. Elway's Bitch: I know exactly how these two entitled bitches in the photo met their destiny at the Garden on Monday ni...

Time again for Waxing Off, the feature that will stick by you, even when you're old and destitute. Well, when you're old. This week's topic: Super Bowl advertising. J-Money: On Super Bowl Sunday, I'm not a fan of the 'I'm just here for the commercials' crew. I drop them into the same bucket with the...

Time for Waxing Off, the feature generally credited for saving the passengers of US Airways flight 1549. Today's topic: Athletes who credit God for victories and success. The Steezer: I have an extra special take on this topic. I am the daughter of a Methodist minister. Her father? A Presbyterian mi...

Time for another editon of Waxing Off; today's topic: Unfortunate "Mayors' Bets." Warning: May include description of Deadspin Managing Editor sucking a toe. Holly: Never make a bet involving your own team. Especially when said team is not the world-beating superpower it once was, when the game invo...

It's Waxing Off, where our staff of female writers gather to discuss the latest sports news, and mock A.J.'s mustache. This week's topic: The DUI Epidemic, and athletes as role models. Elway's Bitch: Semi-retarded people get arrested every single day for stupid shit like bringing crack to an airport...

So it seems that one of our Waxing Off writers got into hot water with Comcast New England over something she wrote for us. You fired Cameron! You bastards! Cameron Frye (not her real name) is a freelancer who covers the Bruins for Wicked Good Sports, which is a blog on New England Comcast SportsNet...