Here's an interesting video from a pushy woman down in Spring Training, who tries to get the Mets' shortstop to quit speaking that unintelligible Spanish talk and just say something in English, dammit. [Sports Rubbish]...

Geoff Geary was (briefly) a serviceable bullpen arm for the Phillies, but the poor guy's confidence just went to shit. Luckily, The Fightins traded him for Brad Lidge and the rest is World Fucking History. Sports By Brooks brings us this story from the Houston Chronicle, where Geary shares his feeli...

No idea who Sophia Rossi is, but she's apparently slept with a lot of people. Like Tommy Lee, for instance. Oh, and ex-Phillie (sniffle) Pat Burrell, who she wasn't too impressed with. Rossi popped on the Howard Stern this morning to mostly talk about banging people, since that is her area of expert...

The Philadelphia Phillies' ace and his wife, former"Survivor" temptress, Heidi Strobel, have decided to use their good fortune and popularity to add the latest Hollywood accessory to their young family: AIDS orphans. Of course this is a nice thing to do, and I give the Hamels' all the credit in the ...

"The only thing that I know is he will be watched every time he faces us. Hopefully we kill him, and then he'll have to deal with the situation." [NYDN]...

Yes, recently suspended pitcher J.C. Romero did work in (and win) two World Series games this year. Once again, Dan, strident Mets fan, has emailed in his thoughts. I don't know if you remember me, but you dubbed me "Mets Fan Day for a day" after I shot you a couple stories. The comments were hyster...

This proves that J.C. Romero's hyper-excitement on the mound is not something manufactured just for his relief appearances. The Phillies God-lovin' set-up man is facing a 50 game suspension after he unknowingly ingested a banned substance that he purchased at a local nutrition store in Cherry Hill N...

Andruw Jones could be coming to underwhelm and frustrate you in 2009. [ESPN]...

Cole Hamels has angered Mets fans. Once again, emailer Dan, has been deputized Deadspin Mets correspondent for this afternoon. Hey AJ. Thanks for posting that email and the story. You guys missed another one today about your boy Cole Hamels calling the Mets "choke-artists." I got it from NJ.com. I d...

And Mets fans have reminded me several times that I have yet to post this news. Like Dan, who sent the email featured below. He's been deputized Deadspin Mets correspondent for this afternoon. Hey AJ I know you are a die heard Philly fan, but you think maybe you could report the Mets acquiring JJ Pu...