And by "you," I mean this crocodile skin paddle from Kiki de Montparnasse: Except that it's $895. If I win the lottery...or, and this I swear on my blog, if someone buys it for me, they can totally spank me with it (not, you know, an extended lifetime invitation, but one very hard time). Kiki de Mon...

  We almost passed on even reading about this bizarre story because we were 100% convinced that it was going to be completely retracted within minutes. But as the hours passed, we realized we were doing you a disservice by not burdening you with the salacious details... Here are the unconfirmed...

Filed under: Editor's Picks, Switched Video We spent a week at the 2009 New York Toy Fair last month and came away with a renewed desire to be ten years old again. This episode of our Toy Fair series showcases a new line of Star Wars science toys: Star Wars Science - This new line of toys from Uncle...

I admit it. I've been on Facebook for only a couple of weeks, and I'm hooked. I've been on MySpace for a couple of years, but I've all but abandoned that page. It's not nearly as user-friendly. Yeah, I loved changing the layout and stuff, but Facebook is so immediate and easy to use. I think it's al...

First came the Eco House by Wonderland Toys. Next up is the Green Dollhouse by Plan Toys. In the company’s own words: The solar passive designed dollhouse features a wind turbine and a solar cell panel with electrical inverter for generating electricity, a rain barrel for collecting rain, a gr...

Best friends do everything together: hang out together, go shopping together, have sex together... wait, you don't bang your best friend? Well, maybe you'd feel differently if you had friends like Stephanie or Megan. We know if they were our friends, we'd waste no time in getting to know them better...

Does your city cluster sex shops all in one little zone? Or are they spread out, free to sling their dildos wherever they please? Cockeyed.com takes a look at where sex shops are located all around the world (cockeyed.com, via Violet Blue)...

So … we finally did it … David and I finally found our bed. Having seen the commercials on TV for the past few months and having found nothing in our genearal area, we hopped in my VW and made our way 20 miles outside of town to La Mirada, CA to pay a visit to Living Spaces . Living Spac...

I know what you're thinking: why hasn't anyone made a silicone mouthguard (with a vibrating bullet!) that I can wear while giving a blowjob? Well, get back on your knees: your prayers have been answered. The cleverly named Blowguard is, quite literally, a mouthguard for blowjobs. Designed by a denti...

I'm... scared. I'm very scared. The doctors told me that if I lost the weight, my period would regulate itself. And I have been losing weight -- went from a size 32 to about 24 -- and... well, I don't know. This is the third time today I've had to take painkillers for cramps. As for the... rest, it'...