Blender Magazine asked the tough questions to Kelly Clarkson. They asked her if she goes pee pee while washing herself in the shower. Kelly's answer? "Anybody who says they don’t pee in the shower is lying.� Kelly is right. We all do it. Don't. Don't lie. Don't. We all do. I mean, you're standin...

Blender Magazine asked the tough questions to Kelly Clarkson. They asked her if she goes pee pee while washing herself in the shower. Kelly's answer? "Anybody who says they don’t pee in the shower is lying.� Kelly is right. We all do it. Don't. Don't lie. Don't. We all do. I mean, you're standin...

While god is in the details, a helping god clearly is not in all of the details. Some details have Yama and some have Soma. This is why geek type people who possess too much information aren't so nimble and effective in making decisions as their managers are. Plotting a graph between information and...

Actually, I should've titled this TMI. Mini-Me's sexy tape co-star gave an interview to the MJ Morning Show today. She didn't really say much, but they did manage to ask her about Mini-Me's wang bone. I've been obsessed with knowing what Mini-Me's peen is like. Yes, I've scheduled a therapy session ...

Actually, I should've titled this TMI. Mini-Me's sexy tape co-star gave an interview to the MJ Morning Show today. She didn't really say much, but they did manage to ask her about Mini-Me's wang bone. I've been obsessed with knowing what Mini-Me's peen is like. Yes, I've scheduled a therapy session ...

Since today is obviously "dirty ass" day at Dlisted, here's a related quote from Jack Black. Jack talked about all the ways he used entertain himself as a child. "I also put Coco Pops in my butt. Why? For comedy and experiment. I was a scientist and I discovered you could put a lot of them up your b...

It's been a while since I've caught up with Alexyss K. Tylor and her words of wisdom. This time around, Alexyss is talking shit, literally. Alexyss just doesn't understand why a lot of you will stay at your man's house for 2 or 3 days and let him do you in every hole, but you won't take a shit in hi...

It's quite possible I'm watching too much British television. I've been re-watching Doctor Who again, commentary, extras, the whole tamale. While I adore Doctors nine and ten and honestly can't pick a favorite, I think I may be in love with Russel T. Davies, writer and Exec Producer. He is brilliant...

I secretly like being tagged. I do, because it gives me an excuse to tell you random things about myself. Obviously, I like telling stories about myself. I mean, I have two blogs, I'm working on a memoir, and I like to talk. Sometimes, when I see that my friends post a meme, I check to see that they...

It may only be 5 degrees F outside, but the sun shone for most of the day and at 5:05 PM the sun was still visible. I'm happy to see tangible proof that the days are getting longer again. Predictably I'm tired of winter and ready for spring. Every year I get stir-crazy in mid-February and start look...