First in our report is Senator David Vitter (R-Diaper), who was late to his flight at Dulles International the other day. He threw down a big old “Don’t you know who I am” tantrum when he was late for his flight the other day. According to RawStory in a story from Roll Call, Vitter...

There's no two ways about it: Virginia's Attorney General election of 2005 was extremely close. In the final stretch of the election current Attorney General Bob McDonnell faced a number of questions on a number of issues that were never really addressed. Time ran out and the cash strapped campaign ...

Earlier this week, noted child-murdering dolphin rapist Tom DeLay voiced his concerns about his fellow conservatives to the Washington Times: Two years after he resigned from the House, former Republican leader Tom DeLay says conservatives haven't bottomed out from their 2006 election losses, Democr...

Mrs. "The Hammer" isn't voting for the GOP candidate:Mr. DeLay said he will vote for Mr. McCain for president, but said it's unclear whether the presumptive nominee can win, and he said his wife, Christine, says she is planning to vote for Libertarian presidential nominee Bob Barr.Looks like Barr is...

Why isn't Tom DeLay in jail yet? But since he isn't, we got an opportunity to hear him expound on the royal shellacking the Republicans are going to take this year, and for years to come. Of course, this is largely the result of douche bags like himself. DeLay spent money like a drunken sailor, and ...

Tom Delay, Indicted Republican: Unless he proves me wrong, [Obama] is a Marxist. Hunter, Blogger: Unless he proves me wrong, Tom Delay lures children into his van with candy, gasses them to death with bug spray, and uses their powdered bones as an aphrodisiac when making love to all the animals at t...

Republican lobbyists are very upset that John McCain is being forced to fire them all from his campaign. What good's a Republican party if you undo all of Tom DeLay's hard-earned K Street ties? It's no good, it's simply liberal. Listen to this poor lobbyist's two cents: "I find it a little offensive...

House Republicans turned on themselves yesterday after a third straight loss of a GOP-held House seat in special elections this year left both parties contemplating widespread Democratic gains in November....

Now Tom DeLay's trying to redeem himself by establishing himself as an idiot.Two years ago this week, Nancy Pelosi – as part of a concerted campaign of opportunistic mendacity – said she and her party had a “commonsense plan to help bring down skyrocketing gas prices.� Their "plan" convenien...

Beloved pretend congresslady Shelley "Dracula Cunt" Sekula Gibbs lost her hundredth straight election the other day — losing a GOP primary runoff to some nobody — and now her dreams and even this sign are in the garbage, forever, along with an empty bottle of $2.99 "Barefoot Chardonnay" ...