Something in my spirit is telling me that someone out there is mugging the screen saying “the fuck are these people.” It’s alright love, just click here. That T. Error Mari is really staying in the relevancy loop nowadays. She sold a little ass to Black Men’s and now she is h...

I’ve been over Fashion Weak events since Tuesday but it was either this or extended coverage of Kanye’s new ball tickler. Try not to wet yourself from the excitement....

Nicole and her new dick dealer Michael Strahan hit Moves Magazine Super Bowl Party in St. Petersburg last night looking, well, all strong and shit.  The former Mrs. Eddie Murphy is always holding it down for all the strong faced women of the world. Sheree and Lil’ Mama should fall to their kn...

Just look at all of this ass candy I’m providing you with! Remember that golden little YouTube clip of women auditioning to become Plies’ bust it baby? Well, the fruits of 12 lucky [if you want to call it that] ladies have to harvest. [via Ozonemag.com]...

Mimikins was reportedly left pissed when she learned that she wouldn’t be seated with, oh, the important people at Tuesday’s inauguration ceremony. [Insert Eli Porter pause] A spy said, “Mariah was in the VIP area, where every celebrity, like Jon Bon Jovi, Mary J. Blige, Alicia Key...

Donkey’s baby mama launched her new fitness DVD ‘Totally Fit’ at HMV in London earlier today. The three disc set features fitness workouts and nutrition tips. No word on if it comes with a free at home paternity test kit or not....

Well isn’t this just the most adorable shit you’ve seen all day long? Yeah, right. Truth be told I could really give a damn about these two but material is material. Bow Wow and Lil’ Wayne watched the Bobcats take on the Heat in Miami on Monday night. Superhead apparently twittered...

The name Beyonce draws one hell of a crowd - - I guess. The singer / actress [still pending] hosted Gotham Magazine’s Annual Gala on Tuesday night in New York City. As you can see, there was nothing but A-listers in the building. Don’t be jealous, creoles only attract the best....

Nelly enlisted the help of his boo Black Fran Drescher and Akon to assist on his latest single, “Body On Me.” Survey says ULTIMATE FAIL! You know things are bad when Akon is on set making the sad Lil’ Mama face. I’m still in tears over Ashanti’s wack introduction for he...

I’ve experienced more excitement checking my poo to see if it was S-shaped like Dr. Oz suggested than watching last night’s MTV Movie Awards. The crazy bitches on the new season of ‘Bridezillas’ seemed like the perfect dish to satisfy my appetite for fuckery, so I opted to ov...