Well now, let's just open the paper and have a look at the...OHMIGOD, what the hell, Jesus Christ, is the entire world economy collapsing today, worse than ever? Yes it is. Warren Buffett, the world's best investor, has his worst financial year ever in 2008. (Still better than your financial year). ...

How was the hellish "Fashion Meets Finance" gold-diggers-meet-broken-men dating event last night? The New York Press' Matt Harvey went to find out! And apparently found an Andre Sparkling Wine commercial, circa 1998: A line-up of seven models was in the DJ booth nodding to anemic dance music. One of...