From The Endive The News Leader of the Known Universe Deep in debt and facing a multi-trillion dollar deficit, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid announced today that the United States Senate will lay off 41 of its 100 members. “We’re so deep in debt that we just can’t afford all of...

The Endive The News Leader of the Known Universe After months of build-up and difficulty, a Washington, D.C., woman has given birth to a 798-pound baby boy, setting a new world record for its excess. Anya Reed successfully gave birth in a grotesque public display where doctors from around the countr...

The Endive The News Leader of the Known Universe Nancy Pelosi, D-CA raised ire among Republicans and talk radio hosts alike when it was discovered that she snuck her shopping list into the stimulus bill. “We need to pass this bill immediately,” said Pelosi, “Not just because people...

Have I been time-traveling?Transported back to the 18th century?I have chilblains....You know, the ailment that the heroine, whilst posing as a dairy maid, gets in all those cheap romance novels.Can you imagine?Does that justify all my bitching and complaining about......

The Endive The News Leader of the Known Universe In an unprecedented night of Hollywood history, Barack Obama swept all the awards in every category for the Oscars, the SAG Awards and the Golden Globes. The feat was impressive considering in order for it to happen, the Oscars had to be awarded early...

Let’s Welcome a new satirical site similar to The Onion, but Conservative. Tell us what you think. —ed The Endive The News Leader of the Known Universe  (Satire) President Barack Obama, under pressure to find a location for all of the detainees at Guantamao Bay in order to fast-track it...