Aliester Crowley is a strange fellow.  To most Americans, he’s probably just that guy you heard about when LonelyGirl15 was cool and you heard something about sperm being involved with that jazz.  Across the pond, in Britain, he’s something akin to the ultimate boogeyman, an evil, evil...

If I were prone to judge books DVDs by their covers, I would have thought that Trackman was like a cool Russian homage to My Bloody Valentine or, at the very least, a slasher movie about a big lumbering bad dude with a penchant for pickaxing his way through humans.  As I do actually judge DVDs by t...

Back on January 13th, Lionsgate released the classic slasher film and recent remake fodder My Bloody Valentine on a special edition disc that included “lost” footage that had never been seen before.  Having been away from the film for years and never really having loved it, I decided th...

In approaching this film late and just now getting around to the review, I had two very good reasons.  First, I am rather lazy and second, this movie could easily have been ten tons of steaming fecal matter.  How is one supposed to react when they’re approached with a cinematic goth opera ab...

Hopping into the way back machine and heading to last years Ghost House Underground releases comes The Last House in the Woods, a low budget Italian flick that borrows and steals from the old 70s era of exploitation films.  It has been awhile since this was released on DVD, but in the interest of c...

I’m not sure why I didn’t post a review of this the first time I watched it, but luckily now that it’s on DVD I can make amends.  All the better, Midnight Meat Train is released as an Unrated Director’s Cut that has definitely added in some extra gore and plenty of blood. Le...

I could lie to you and say I’m a very busy guy, but sometimes no matter what the reason, we movie watchers fall behind. There are nearly a dozen films that I missed out on providing theatrical reviews for and missed a few DVD releases on top of that. Which is why I’m going to play catch ...

The day has finally come, my friends.  A week of buildup, a week of practice swings, a week of potato sack heads, and now here we are strapping on the hockey mask and sharpening the machete.  It’s Friday the 13th, baby!  Set your clocks back and get new calendars, because its 1980 folks.  ...

In my quest to live, eat, and breathe Friday the 13th I’m back again with a look at the third installment of this stalwart slasher franchise.  You may have heard that this bad boy was originally released in 3D - correct.  This DVD edition comes with both the 2D and 3D versions of the film, a...

From the team responsible for the reasonably alright Dead Birds comes Red Sands.  Clearly these guys are in love with the title format of Adjective + Noun, though unfortunately they’re also in love with making the same kind of movie again.  Dead Birds was about some bad dude robbers holing u...