Shane and Kelly have hit on a money-making scheme: homemade porn. If only they could get the teddy bear on top of the wardrobe to hold the camera straight. Eventually they realise there's only one place for the camera. Between Ted's legs. At least that leaves his paws free to cover his eyes. Now all...

Crips & Bloods: Made in America: Hand wringing about the rise of gang activity traditionally combines equal parts racial panic and blame deflection. What marks director Stacy PeraltaÂ’s turf is his dedication to undermining these reflexes.... From Willamette Week....

Heroes, NBC, Airs Mondays 9/8 c Episode: “Shades of Gray” (Season 3, Episode 19) Synopsis: When Sylar (Zachary Quinto) comes face-to-face with his long lost father (guest star John Glover), the reunion proves to be what he least expected. Elsewhere, after receiving a tip from “Rebel,â€...

Jesus wept. 2 seconds into last night's Waterloo Road (BBC One, Wednesday, 4 March, 8pm), still in the recap, there was gunfire, a major character getting shot and loads of crying. That's how you get......

Dollhouse, Fox, Airs Friday 9/8c Episode: “Gray Hour” (Season 1, Episode 4) Synopsis: Echo’s (Eliza Dushku) newest mission as an art thief goes awry when a supposedly impossible event occurs, leaving her confused and defenseless. Meanwhile, Agent Ballard (Tahmoh Pennikett) plays ha...

The Sarah Connor Chronicles, FOX, Airs Friday 8/7c Episode: “Ourselves Alone� (Season Two, Episode 17) Synopsis: Riley comes back to seek help from John and his family, but she finds that Cameron is increasingly suspicious of her motives. And that suspicion is well founded, considering that the ...

Battlestar Galactica, SciFi, Airs Friday 10/9c Episode: “Islanded on a Stream of Stars� (Season Four, Episode 20) Synopsis: The Cylons aboard Galactica confer with the Admiral on how to mount a rescue mission for Hera, while Boomer is well on her way to bringing the child to Number One. Meanwhil...

The Office, NBC, Airs Thursdays 9/8c Episode: “Blood Drive” (Season 5, Episode 16) Synopsis: The office park hosts a blood drive and the Scranton gang hosts a Valentine’s Day party for the single people in the office. Review: Love, or lack thereof, is in the air in Scranton. Thankf...

30 Rock, NBC, Airs Thursdays at 9:30/8:30c Episode: “Goodbye, My Friend” (Season 3, Episode 13) Synopsis: When Liz meets a pregnant teenager who’s thinking about giving up the baby once it’s born, she befriends the girl in an attempt to be first in line for adoption considera...

I don't watch The Bachelor, but I do watch reruns of Law & Order: SVU on CityTV, where The Bachelor is heavily advertised since that's the channel that carries it. Dear God: is there any show out there more offensive to the human race as a whole than this load of cow tripe? The advertisements ar...