We can hardly believe it either (and don't worry: our precious pussy is still alive and well). Highs: We can only hope to age as well as these women. And that we'll be as ballsy as this one when we hit that age. We saw Keith Richards whip it out. Sort of. We had way too much fun with ...

  I may have moved to the worst city—ever!—for dating, but at least it's the manliest based on "the number of U.S.-made cars driven in the city, number of sports bars and BBQ restaurants, number of home improvement and hardware stores as well as manly salty snacks consumption."...

You won’t have Michael Jackson to kick around any more! Well, he did it…Michael Jackson, frail and tottering and acting drugged, made the announcement that he is definitely playing London one last time (I’ll still believe it when I see it): [The] trembling, gaunt figure in front ...

  We're closing down shop a little early today because we've reached that point in the week when we can no longer put words together. Well, we reached it a few hours ago and realized, 'hey, we have a job that allows us to drink while we work,' so that helped us put these words t...

null - Watch more free videos Psych  is one of the best shows on television you’re not watching.  Basically, Shawn is not a psychic but he had to pretend to be one in the pilot to get out of trouble with the cops…he notices everything because he was trained by his retired cop father t...

  You know it's a good week when real vampires get pissed off at fake vampires... or is it real fake vampires getting pissed at fake fake vampires?  Highs: We found our new favorite man-boy band. Our token Canadian helped us celebrate President's Day. So did Scanner Colleen. We lau...

  Hey, it's Paraskavedekatriaphobia Day everybody! Did you watch out for black cats (isn't that terribly racist?), avoid crossing under ladders (as if there's even an opportunity for that in today's paranoid construction job), and, honestly, who opens umbrellas in the house anyw...

For some reason, I am feeling good about this weekend. MINUS the fact that gp and I have to get our stanky butts out of bed kinda early tomorrow because my landlady will be tromping through my house with some hapless potential tenant. It took me about a minute to come up with the word "tenant." I wa...

  We would like to thank the Crazy Baby Lady, Christian Bale, the cutter, Paula Deen and numerous others for making us feel a little more sane this week.  Highs: We had the best workout ever, well, considering we haven't had sex in months. When we finally do have sex, we'd like it ...

Like most nerds, I want a lair. A creepy lair filled with gadgets and weapons. I want to wear stupid outfits and have an arch nemesis. I want to be a supervillain. If you share this dream, here is......