Condi's final year was one of withdrawal and repetition. She was officially in re-runs. The word "Annapolis" popped up like a sad jack-in-the-box throughout every speech and interview she was to give right up until the very end. Maybe La Rice's career at the Department of State amounted to more than...

If I told you that a dog sled race was canceled in Minnesota because of the weather --- if you're a liberal and believe in the special magical weather insight of the Gorical, you would probably assume the race was canceled because there wasn't enough snow and it was just too damned toasty-warm out t...

Frankly, I'm not sure who's more stoooopid: Exhibit A: Politicians They couldn't wait to shell out $4 Trillion to MAKE SURE that we wouldn't go into a recession. Well, it didn't work. That, and while I SUCK at math, the way I see it, 300M Americans and $1T equals more than $3K for every man, woman, ...

Meet Brianna Broitzman (MySpace), 19, and Ashton Larson (MySpace), 18, of Albert Lea, Minnesota: Cute,  no? Just a couple of all American mid-west girls, right? WRONG. They are some sick, twisted, and perverted bitches. I’m sure they could earn a lot of money in the Sexual Oriented Business (...

I'll take the "full-figured" Laura Coleman anyday over the stick figures....

OK, so I troll through a lot of wire service photos, and sometimes something dumb will catch my eye. In this case, an obvious publicity stunt that the Associated Press went ahead and photographed because, you know, why not? This is pathos: Lisa Grant, center, attracts costumers wearing a toilet seat...

Acronyms are pretty cool. Some pretty faithfully match the words they're comprised of: SCUBA - Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus TLA - Three (or Two) Letter Acronym Others a bit more of a stretch: MDX - Multidimensional eXpressions DNA - Deoxyribonucleic Acid And a few don't come even cl...

OMG, sexualized teens? Get OUT of here! And some girl who works for Disney was involved? NO. WAY. Please proceed directly to Defamer, of all places, for the most intelligent treatment yet of this fake scandal which has caused volcanoes of bullshit to erupt all around. Sexy teens? The nerve! Also not...

More than 10,000 stoner students turned out on the campus of Colorado University in Boulder to smoke dope at 4:20 on April, 20. 10,000 kids. All openly smoking and possessing illegal drugs. You’d think that police couldn’t hand out tickets fast enough. But you’d be wrong. Campus po...

From Russia: Now all Moscow is ablaze with rumours that Vladimir Putin, 56, and the flexible 24-year-old Alina Kabaeva have decided to tie the knot. he whispers of romance are particularly scurrilous because Mr Putin has not officially announced any separation from his 50-year-old wife, Ludmilla. Bu...