With the federal government about to get much larger, the biggest swarm of consultants, "Beltway Bandits" and the like are already starting to infiltrate the Washington, DC area, home of the US government and your favorite defrag company. They're looking for a piece of the stimulus pie and anythi...

Bono and the Edge of U2 are the latest mainstream musicians to pen songs for a Broadway show. They have teamed up with visionary director Julie Taymor to bring "Spider-Man" to Broadway next year. The show — titled "Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark" — will tell the story of the s...

….and Jason’s sabbatical from this blog is now over! Where was I, you ask? Well, let’s just say I used to work for Apex Industrial. Fortunately, my current employer allows me to stay at home all day. (On the down side, my boss is not potty-trained, unable to walk or form a coherent...

In this episode of the /Filmcast, Dave Chen, Devindra Hardawar, and Adam Quigley discuss their thoughts on this year’s deeply unsatisfying Oscar nominations, reflect on the intellectual bankruptcy of a Tom and Jerry movie, and vehemently debate the merits of Alan Ball’s Towelhead . We...

As the country verges on one great big “drink the Kool-Aid” moment in anticipation of the Obama Reign of Hope For Non-Homosexuals tomorrow, one faggot stands alone with other things on his mind… ~ Lisa Bonet named her new baby Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha Momoa as a tribute t...

Scientists have found what they believe to be the world's oldest and least circular spider web, encased in a piece of amber. It's allegedly 140 million years-old. "It's not a striking, perfect web," Braddy said. "(But) this seems to confirm that spiders were building orb webs back in the early Creta...

Young Geekologie reader Dustin got partial credit (2/5 points!) for pulling the ol' picture of a spider trick on a math test. Good looking, Dustin! It's just too bad your teacher's a dick -- I think we can all agree that spider's easily a 3-pointer. Thanks again Dustin, may all your future math test...

Classic game Risk has manned up. Yes, laydeez, you’re no longer welcome. Nor are you girly-boys, either. Sociological Images has the scoop. Yes, it’s by Hasbro, home of slagpiles of Disney Princess paraphernalia, My Little Pony, Baby Alive, Littlest Pet Shop, FurReal Friends, Easy Bake O...

Wow. And honestly? I don’t blame him. Watch this video as Tobey is trying very hard to drive his car (with his wife in the passenger seat), paparazzi are blocking his exit, and he finally loses his cool and tells them to get the f*** out of the way. Watch: What do you think? Was he justified, ...

What’s on my mind today? Let’s take a safe for all audiences look… ~ How in the fuck can this rancid piece of shit be coming to dvd and yet KNOTS LANDING Seasons 2 - 13 and HOMEFRONT Seasons 1 & 2 are nowhere to be seen? ~ I have already filled about 9 more Hefty bags with thin...