Please don't take advantage of the blind, married lesbian just to get back at your wife who is mad at you for kissing said blind, married lesbian, which caused her [blind, married lesbian] to lose her wife and children....

I'm kind of loving the Reese vs. Kendall on All My Children.  It's almost their version of Sharon vs. Phyllis (from Y&R), you know, if Sharon was a lesbian and Phyllis had the heart of a frickin' miracle :) On the serious, great scenes today!  Reese stood up for herself and called...

  Kendall accuses Reese of trying to sink her claws into Zach. Zach tells Kendall she must choose between loving or hating him. Kendall chooses to love her husband, & Reese is devestated when she catches a glimpse of the Slaters basking in the afterglow of passion. (TB notes that she, like ...

“Deadlock” February 20th, 2009 “Imagine, instead of 50,000 survivors, there are only five.” The above are the words of the fifth and final Cylon, words that are in fact quite resonant: considering what we have learned of the Cylon back story in the last few episodes, the Fina...

The lovely Reese and Bianca had their perverted fabric-of-society-destroying gay "marriage" on All My Children yesterday. Millions of housewives watched, dabbed their eyes, and contemplated Sapphic love. And thought about equal rights for a full hour. What else has the LGBT movement done with that k...

Filed under: Daytime, Celebrities, Obituaries, Reality-Free Many years ago, while trying to figure out some way to convince my mom that she should watch what I wanted to watch instead of her stupid soap operas, I got hooked on soap operas. My main soap (sorry, "daytime drama") was Guiding Light (whi...

In my All My Children speculation, I thought for sure they were leading up to Annie Lavery killing Greenlee at the big double wedding.  Well, that's not totally happening because Greenlee, in fact, dies from being run off the road on her Harley by her BFF, Kendall (so SAD, even for SOAPS, ...

Oh, Phyllis is going to be PISSED. Hee. Normally, I'm not for people cheating on their significant others / wives / husbands / partners, whatever on TV (as seen in my frustration with All My Children right now), but Nick/Sharon are my big M.F.E.O. couple on Y&R and Phyllis is my favorite vi...

A few weeks ago, I was more or less forced to watch The Hills. Now, we all know that The Hills is easily millions of people’s (and one man’s) favorite show of all time, a true testament to the power of reality television, a show resolved to allowing the “Salt of this Earth” t...

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