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So, let's start this off right by saying that I am so fucking smart! Seriously guys. I went to the best higschool in the county, got straight A's, was in the honor society and everything! And my teachers even said I was the smartest kid in the whole graduating class. So then I went to college and go...

According to the latest dumbass "study" to hit teh intertubes, NYC is the least "manly" major city in North America, as ranked by number of hardware stores, sports bars, monster truck rallies, and other such nonsense. The story has been been picked up by almost every major news outlet, particularly ...

First, the strip: With Friends Like These... #83: Christmas in Seattle 2008, Part I. Second, the footnotes: Welcome to the Christmas in Seattle sequence, only, um, three months late! Because timeliness matters. It's just that rain matters more, and the size of the comic strip paper I use means that ...

I was going through my WordPress dashboard tonight, weeding out old drafts that never seemed to come to fruition.  I’ll tell you a secret but you have to promise not to tell anyone else, okay?  Sometimes when I am out of post ideas but I want to write, I dig through my huge archive of unfini...

Dramatic chipmunk. We like the moon. Charlie bit me. Tron guy. Leave Britney alone. Spaghetti cat. Chocolate Rain. Asian Backstreet Boys. Evolution Of Dance. OK Go. I like turtles. Numa Numa. Mentos & Diet Coke. Go to Greg Rutter's "Definitive List Of The 99 Things You Should Have Experienced On...

A Dutch performance artist has set up a voicemail account for God, just in case you'd like to leave a few words about the way the Almighty has been running things lately. Van der Dong said he set up the number to give people an opportunity to take pause and contemplate life. "Like praying, leaving a...

Oh man you guys, I am SWAMPED. In more ways than one, too, Bob the cat has swamp-butt b/c of the rounworm/antibiotics, which is AWESOME. At least we are consistently swampy here at the Andrews household. Holllleeeee craaaaaap. Guess What? I just came home from the bar, my stomach is icky, and my ups...

Silly Site o' the Day And a hell of a day it was! First my mammogram results finally came in, after some nail-biting during the two weeks since my multiple x-rays, and everything's normal/negative/woo-hoo! Then Rob called, having misplaced his wallet, and we went over all sorts of mental machination...

... because two days after I attended the world premiere of their new concert film, my ears are STILL ringing. But I'm getting ahead of myself. This week, I found myself in the enviable position of being invited to TWO simultaneous red carpet events. The fact that this largess has nothing to do with...