DON'T PANIC!! This should be a very familiar phrase. It's inscribed in big friendly letters on the cover of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, perhaps the most successful book ever to come out of the great publishing corporations of Ursa Minor. More popular than The Celestial Homecare Omnibus, be...

[NOTE: Shrykespeare submitted this column prior to Monday's announcement regarding the future of Fantasy Moguls.] Good day, fellow intrepid travelers of the murky moors of Fantaversia, and welcome to the latest installment of Bard's Eye View. The calendar year is winding down, and studios are hoping...

Hello, good day to you all, and welcome once again to Bard's Eye View. Being Fantay Moguls's second-most-tenured weekly columnist (after the August Mister Informative) gives me a unique perspective. On the one hand, I'd like to think my position commands a certain amount of respect, but there are al...

[Taps microphone] Hello?  Testing, testing ... is this thing on? [Clears throat]  Ahem. My fellow Fantaversians, I bid you all welcome to the fair and humble shores of Mogul-land.  Though the much-ballyhooed presidential election is now over, the debates continue to rage. You will fin...

Hello once again, and welcome to this Special Edition of Bard's Eye View. This particular week on the calendar marks the launching of what is loosely dubbed the "holiday film season," where all of the studios crank out their cold-weather best in order to score either some winter green or s...

Greetings fellow Fantaversians, and welcome to yet another installment of Bard's Eye View. I'll try to keep this column brief (yeah, a first, I know), because I'm sure most of you are planning on leaving at any moment to begin camping out on the sidewalks in front of cineplexes everywhere, trying to...

Hello again, and welcome back to Bard's Eye View, where I, your precocious prestidigitator, your lothario of legerdemain, your sultan of sorcery, help you to pull various rabbits out of your summer lineup hats. Like many choices out there, you'll find many said rabbits to be eager and helpful, but o...

Greetings fellow Fantaversians, and welcome once again to Bard's Eye View, the place to come for advice on the largest wide-release films, and how they can impact your summer leagues. You don't need a special password, you don't need to break out your credit card, and you will not be charged $3.99 p...

Hello one and all, and welcome once again to Bard's Eye View, where I, your plastic pal who's fun to be with, try to help you sift through the garbage of unwanted and unworthy titles of Hollywood studios' summer lineups. Now, unlike a certain whimsical little cartoon robot, I don't have the ability ...

Good day to you all, and welcome once again to Bard's Eye View, where I, your swarthy superhero for summer solutions, await to swoop down and save you from villains both varied and disparate. Hmm. Yeah, that metaphor was a little overly dramatic, wasn't it? Forgive my flight of fancy, but "caff...