I will keep this short and sweet. Chris Brown, known girlfriend-beater, let those d!cks at Nickelodeon off the hook by removing himself from the list of nominees for both Favorite Male Singer and Favorite Song. Finally the man has shown some courage, now, if only Nickelodeon would have done the same...

TMZ has pictures of a battered and sad Rihanna which have been leaked to the public. Suffice it to say, she looks even worse than my imagination allowed, and I have a vivid imagination. There is little doubt that Chris Brown is a vicious person who needs REAL and LASTING mental help for his violent...

It’s like some kind of precognition or something. Just this morning I was thinking about what it means to grow old with dignity, then for some odd reason, I thought of Pam Anderson and I figured “Hey, as long as I do the opposite of Pam, I am gold.” Then I saw these pictures of the...

There is no excuse for this nonsense. Joaquin should be ashamed of himself. His much better looking, more talented brother River died of a drug overdose long ago, and yet, Joaquin is showing he has learned nothing from his brother’s tragic death. The guy is loaded on something other than booze...

I realize that sometimes famous people score lucrative endorsement deals as an easy way to supplement their “meager” incomes, but the above commercial, which may or may not be for a cellphone, or a camera, or both…well it takes the cake. Besides looking like a little boy toucher wi...

Glosslip’s been railing against this upsurge in unmarried pregnancies in Hollywood for a while now, and then to make matters worse, we had Jamie Lynn Spears who gets pregnant at 16 while still starring on her Nickelodeon show “Zoey 101″. We haven’t even bothered to mention th...

Shia LaBeouf, costar of the new Indiana Jones and The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull film, and star of last summer’s Transformers movie, is HOT, with a capital H O T, but sadly, like most young stars in Hollywood, he has a penchant for being a major dumbass at times. Yesterday, a YouTube video s...

It’s sort of ironic that just last night I made a reference to famous people being caught on film doing naughty things, using Lindsay Lohan as some kind of reference point for sluts caught being slutty. And as the sun rises on a new day, what have we here…..is a story about none other th...

That’s because everyone’s favorite nottie, Paris Hilton, has been banned from the Oscars. Yep, you read it correctly…Paris has been given the old heave-ho by Academy Awards organizers and told that she’s not wanted there…mainly because her latest film The Hottie and th...

At the top of my Christmas list in BLACK BOLD LETTERS is: MORE PICTURES OF BRITNEY SPEARS’ ASS. And just in time and right on schedule, I got my wish. I also wished for bleach and forks to gouge my eyes out after viewing said pics, but Santa wasn’t feeling all that generous I guess. I th...