These scenes for your frantic Friday are not of the S&M or Basic Instinct or even Secretary variety (that's a whole 'nother list.) Sometimes, you've had a really epic and soul-crushing workweek and you don't have time to warm up.  As those recent and soon-to-be-dispro...

  Forgive the silly headline here, but we must address the recent "shock" that resonated throughout the blogosphere about Pushing Daisies star Anna Friel's controversial nude scenes in her upcoming movie. People: a simple Google search will tell you whether anyone has ever appeare...

  We've been noticing a strange trend in the latest wave of free internet porn. (Hey, not that we're spending our workdays looking at porn or anything. No, that would be wrong. Wrong. Very wrong. Really wrong.) Fleshbot and several readers have directed us to porn clips of late that inv...

  Over the years, the Department of the Obvious has informed us that women are found to be turned off by advertisements with strong sexual content, such as American Apparel billboards or TV spots for those randy Teletubbies.  However, new research has shown there is one thing women of all ...

Now through March 11th, PETA has resolved to keep its topless protesters off the streets and to avoid throwing white paint at the Olsen twits and other enemies of furballs.  Instead, they've launched a new online competition featuring the Sexiest Vegetarians Next Door. The winner of the fou...

CNN looks at one convicted murderer's life after DNA vindication. The Obamas announced what kind of puppy they're going to get. My, they are drawing this out like a Stephen King serial novel, aren't they? High School Fight Club didn't turn out to be as funny as the movie. A New Jerse...

  Carrie Brownstein, let me count the ways: hot, lesbian, in a sexy lesbian hard rock band (currently on hiatus), blogger, indie, participates in hilarious podcasts for NPR's All Songs Considered, hot, hot, hot. (The fact that she dates women in no way affects our adoration one way or anoth...

  Kate Moss ruffled a few feather boas this week when she did a shoot for Roberto Cavalli in Los Angeles. The New York Post alleges Moss showed up two hours late (don't they plan for that in advance but telling her to show up at 9 when they mean 11?) Immediately, the supermodel started poli...

  An 83-year-old woman in Hungary warms our hearts by continuing to work in her chosen career: crime. Amy Fisher is going on that rumored stripping tour. There's a penis in Grand Theft Auto IV! Guess they have to do something to offset the rampant exploitation of women. Funniest headline of...

  Sports Illustrated is trying everything to ensure the 2009 Swimsuit Issue is a gigantic success. They've enlisted up-and-coming megastar Bar Rafaeli, soon-to-be-fiancee of Leonardo DiCaprio, as their cover model.  But more importantly, they've brought back the bodypaint... A few ...