We give Barbie a lot of shit here at Scanner—for her tramp stamp, for being too skinny, for not acting her age and even for making a skeezy porno—but you know what? Fuck that. Barbie brought us a lot of joy back when we were wearing Kissing Coolers and thought that Sesame Street was our &...

“My ABCs” and “My Cookie Pants” January 27th, 2009 I knew something was off when I was watching, especially, the first episode of last night’s Scrubs doubleheader. J.D. and Elliot didn’t seem particularly close despite getting back together last week, the interns ...

This is an actual cover from Sesame Street Magazine, 1976. This was before Muslim radical fundamentalists began to hate us for our freedoms. I don’t know what’s more hard to believe;... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]...

Right, this'll be the last post before I return from my Christmas hols in the magical Winter Wonderland that is Rochdale. Hope Santa brings you everything you asked for, particularly if you asked for the Ladyhawke album or a brand new Domino Rally set. In the meantime, here's some Christmassy and no...

There should be some kind of intense club remix of this song.I can't believe my parents let me watch this.Oh wait, no, it makes perfect sense.Freakin' hippies.Sesame Street = love. I can't get this song out of my head! There's a much higher quality version of this video here....

In my opinion, this is the best parody of Avenue Q’s “The Internet is For Porn”. Using Cookie Monster and Prairie Dawn is awesome (not to mention Prairie Dawn is a one of the more obscure characters). If you find this stuff amusing, here’s Bert and Ernie tries Gangsta-Rap, Be...

In my opinion, this is the best parody of Avenue Q’s “The Internet is For Porn”. Using Cookie Monster and Prairie Dawn is awesome (not to mention Prairie Dawn is a one of the more obscure characters). If you find this stuff amusing, here’s Bert and Ernie tries Gangsta-Rap, Be...

I was a big fan of Feist’s music before the iPod commercial lodged 1 2 3 4 inside our heads, and now she’s improved upon it — by adding Muppets. This Sesame Street appearance is an almost flawless recreation of the original video, but with simpler lyrics for the under-four set, and...

Master, bless. My most precious ones, because I worked so hard on my projects yesterday, and because I am evidently a giant child, I just ordered the Sesame Street Old School DVD sets, volume one and two. Today's post was brought to you by the letter "S" (for silly). Goodness, I can hardly wait to w...

HELLS YES......